The Order of the Teacup

[Antagonist]

Originally Posted by trebort5050

You're hired.



Urm... Thanks! *puts them aside until after the "war thing"*



*rolls his eyes* He's made of Metal now? I thought he was made of Coffee?

He will feel MY WRATH!

*forcefields surround King Mocha in Castle Teacup and the inside of the forcefield heats up until he melts. After this, Tea Generals and more Tea Guards rush in and subdue the Mocha Generals and pour King Mocha, now melted in to a mold, making a Metal Christmas Tree Decoration*

*After he has cooled, he is hung up in the throne room to get ready for Christmas*

*his head is quickly removed by his faithfull generals*
King Mocha's head– "this isnt over, Trebort! my forces are still strong! this is but a minor setback–"
*Romublonde grabs mocha's head (it was established that he was a robot, so get that gory image out of your head) shoves it in to one of teacupland's cannons, and fires it, leaving the generals to chase after Mocha's head, as it curses at them continuously, even as it flies off into the distance*
Romublonde– "HA! thats for stealing my vodka stash!

[FlabaFlopesa]

O.K.A.Y


Well I think a good cuppa is in order? Who takes what in their tea?

[Captain_Corey_copper]

The big banquet is finished. is the war still going on?

[Trebort5050]

Originally Posted by JacobFlowers

Great! Sorry, me and the 10,000 crew from my starship took a LOOOONG nap. We had too many tea and crumpets during the welcoming ceremony. **Mr. Woof burps**

Now then, my crew have scattered ALL across Teacup land planting tea trees and gathering to feed the whales periodically which we placed in the lake as per your Majestie's request. Is there a little spot we could settle all together so we could practice our ninja techniques?

I think you should ask Kraq if there is a town or village on the Teacake Islands. All out best warriors come from there. Or ask Teska when she is not incubating viral plague!

Originally Posted by Teska

*violent coughing is heard from upstairs*
Can someone bring me a nice hot cup of tea?

*hears the coughing scary sound, wondering if he should order some guards to investigate why a troll is in the attic*

Originally Posted by FlabaFlopesa

O.K.A.Y


Well I think a good cuppa is in order? Who takes what in their tea?

Milk and 2 Sugars.

Originally Posted by Captain_Corey_copper

The big banquet is finished. is the war still going on?

I think it's over now. We won.... again.

[Captain_Corey_copper]

Then lets celebrate. brings out the tables full of food. bon appatite.

[Antagonist]

Originally Posted by Captain_Corey_copper

Then lets celebrate. brings out the tables full of food. bon appatite.

*With the battle over, all is well. however, a familiar hot air balloon, now outfitted with a throne, lands nearby. several Poppolopon soldiers steal the Food, and flee in the balloon, escorted by Poppolopon dragons, all masterminded by one particularly wicked fellow...*

Antagonist (in the balloon)– "ahhh...I love midnight snacks...mehehehehe!"

*Hot air balloon off to Poppolopo, food in tow*

[FlabaFlopesa]

hmm, it seems I need to have a gun out if I want to drink tea here.

[Captain_Corey_copper]

"No you dont." Corey said as he Gave him a teacup full of tea. "Sorry, had to get the ill fated Teska some tea."

[Trebort5050]

Originally Posted by Antagonist

*With the battle over, all is well. however, a familiar hot air balloon, now outfitted with a throne, lands nearby. several Poppolopon soldiers steal the Food, and flee in the balloon, escorted by Poppolopon dragons, all masterminded by one particularly wicked fellow...*

Antagonist (in the balloon)– "ahhh...I love midnight snacks...mehehehehe!"

*Hot air balloon off to Poppolopo, food in tow*

How did he land a hot air balloon in the Dinning Hall? It's inside!

[Krent]

Originally Posted by trebort5050

How did he land a hot air balloon in the Dinning Hall? It's inside!

Did we ever fix that hole in the roof from that gravity thingy a while back?

*watches a cursing metal head fly through the sky over the HMS Chai (hey that kinda rhymes)*