My Insane/interesting idea: WoW in STO!

[Borgie]

Picture this in your mind...Your flying along in space of all places, when suddenly! You spy a planet you've never seen before! OH MY! But upon closer inspection you realize that is planet is teemimg with sentient life! several sentient species, even more amazing, some of the life signs are Human! The plaet has a registred name: Azeroth! :eek: So you call you guildies/fleetmates/friends, and beam down to the surface, and find what... World of Warcraft! OMG!

P.S. I know this won't happen but please tell me any ideas/continuations you may have :).

[Prospero]

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[Ronisu]

I don't even know how to go about responding to this.....

Please no....

[Looneytunes]

To be honest, I want this to be as opposite of warcraft as possible.

[bigsalgo911]

/facepalm






fail

[exracon]

Picture this in your mind...Your flying along in space of all places, when suddenly! You spy a planet you've never seen before! OH MY! But upon closer inspection you realize that is planet is teemimg with sentient life! several sentient species, even more amazing, some of the life signs are Human! The plaet has a registred name: Azeroth! :eek: So you call you guildies/fleetmates/friends, and beam down to the surface, and find what... World of Warcraft! OMG!

P.S. I know this won't happen but please tell me any ideas/continuations you may have :).

lmao, that post made me spill my drink

[exracon]

To be honest, I want this to be as opposite of warcraft as possible.

i think he/she was joking

[Tuvya]

can you be any geekier?

[staticblue]

Picture this in your mind...Your flying along in space of all places, when suddenly! You spy a planet you've never seen before! OH MY! But upon closer inspection you realize that is planet is teemimg with sentient life! several sentient species, even more amazing, some of the life signs are Human! The plaet has a registred name: Azeroth! :eek: So you call you guildies/fleetmates/friends, and beam down to the surface, and find what... World of Warcraft! OMG!

P.S. I know this won't happen but please tell me any ideas/continuations you may have :).
I would send there coordinates to the Borg and, suggest the be assimilated.

[Signal]

"Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[Trekkie69]

I would send there coordinates to the Borg and, suggest the be assimilated.

I second that motion

[Prospero]

"Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."


um this installation has a substantial dollar value, i dont think a grunt has the intelligence to make that decision

[LordDave]

Captain's log stardate 7210.5. We've found a primitive group of species on a planet below. Sensor scans indicate dozens of sentient species, yet they appear to be in conflict.

Captain, I'm detecting some kind of energy based life form.

Let's see it.

http://www.warcraft3.sk/pics/races/undead/units/infernal.jpg

[Wildboar]

chuck norris

[Signal]

um this installation has a substantial dollar value, i dont think a grunt has the intelligence to make that decision

"They can bill me!" :mad:

[Genex]

Wheres a Planet Eater when you want one ¬_¬

[LordDave]

I would send there coordinates to the Borg and, suggest the be assimilated.

You fool! What if they get the Paladin Invulnerability? And the Warlock Fear? And the ... the.... l33t speak?! Oh god, the horror!

[r2d2ott]

Insane, Interesting...

You forgot to mention HORRIBLE

[Signal]

Captain's log stardate 7210.5. We've found a primitive group of species on a planet below. Sensor scans indicate dozens of sentient species, yet they appear to be in conflict.

Captain, I'm detecting some kind of energy based life form.

Let's see it.

http://www.warcraft3.sk/pics/races/undead/units/infernal.jpg

Captain, we're picking up a signal (http://www.wowcentral.com/download/onyxiawipe.swf) coming from the planet's surface.

[Talamakara]

can you be any geekier?

it's not geeky it's nerdy, lol sorry i am in agreement with everyone else this is sci-fi lets keep it that way please

[Interdictor]

*ahem*
http://www.crispygamer.com/_img/comics/backward/Backward-2008-08-11_Publish.jpg

[ParkerHayden]

I like Warcraft (not WoW, Warcraft itself), and I'd rather the two universes be completely separate...

[walkingshark]

Picture this in your mind...Your flying along in space of all places, when suddenly! You spy a planet you've never seen before! OH MY! But upon closer inspection you realize that is planet is teemimg with sentient life! several sentient species, even more amazing, some of the life signs are Human! The plaet has a registred name: Azeroth! :eek: So you call you guildies/fleetmates/friends, and beam down to the surface, and find what... World of Warcraft! OMG!

P.S. I know this won't happen but please tell me any ideas/continuations you may have :).

I know what I would do:

Me: "Mr. Worf, arm all phasers and photon torpedoes."
Worf: "Weapons armed sir."
Me: "Mr. Worf, sterilize the planet."
Worf: "Gladly Sir! Targeting Refugee camps outside Gnomeregon..."

And then we just laughed and laughed.

[Prospero]

id just use the genesis torpedo

[staticblue]

You fool! What if they get the Paladin Invulnerability? And the Warlock Fear? And the ... the.... l33t speak?! Oh god, the horror!
U w1Ll B pWn3d. r3s1st4Nc3 1s Fut1l3 Uz n00bZ!!!


Dear god...what have I done...

[Signal]

Captain, I detect the launch of a crystalline ship. We are being hailed, sir.

Draenei: "Privyet, comrade!"

Captain, I do believe this is a warp-capable race. Orders, sir?

[zenryoku]

Picture this in your mind...Your flying along in space of all places, when suddenly! You spy a planet you've never seen before! OH MY! But upon closer inspection you realize that is planet is teemimg with sentient life! several sentient species, even more amazing, some of the life signs are Human! The plaet has a registred name: Azeroth! :eek: So you call you guildies/fleetmates/friends, and beam down to the surface, and find what... World of Warcraft! OMG!

P.S. I know this won't happen but please tell me any ideas/continuations you may have :).

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Navigator: We're now in standard orbit around Azeroth.
Me: Tactical, lock quantum torpedoes and fire at will!
Tactical: Mwahahaha! Burn Elves!!

[Wildboar]

Who pulled the cubes omg wtf!!!1 noob tholian rtard!! MANY BORG, HANDLE IT! 50dkp minus!!!shift+1

[LordDave]

Worf: Captain, we are being raided.

Picard: Attack the guy whose taunting us.

Worf: What about those who are causing significant damage to our shields?

Picard: Ignore him. That fighter called me an Englishman.

[exracon]

Worf: Captain, we are being raided.

Picard: Attack the guy whose taunting us.

Worf: What about those who are causing significant damage to our shields?

Picard: Ignore him. That fighter called me an Englishman.

lmao... that was the funniest post of the day so far

[Borgie]

I see my post has stirred quite a bit of attention...YAY i'm popular! and uber l33t!

[Kinjiru]

Picture this in your mind...Your flying along in space of all places, when suddenly! You spy a planet you've never seen before! OH MY! But upon closer inspection you realize that is planet is teemimg with sentient life! several sentient species, even more amazing, some of the life signs are Human! The plaet has a registred name: Azeroth! :eek: So you call you guildies/fleetmates/friends, and beam down to the surface, and find what... World of Warcraft! OMG!

P.S. I know this won't happen but please tell me any ideas/continuations you may have :).

The only answer would be orbital bombardment.

[Aametherar]

To be honest I think everyone has thought of a game that works in that way in 1 way or another. Besides, who wouldn't want to launch torpedoes at WOW players from orbit? I know I would.

"Originally Posted by staticblue
I would send there coordinates to the Borg and, suggest the be assimilated. "

"I second that motion"

WoW players aren't worthy of assimilation.

[Chase]

Worf: Captain, we are being raided.

Picard: Attack the guy whose taunting us.

Worf: What about those who are causing significant damage to our shields?

Picard: Ignore him. That fighter called me an Englishman.

Flawless Victory!

[Ensign.Ricky]

The Prime Directive indicates not to interrupt with the progress of "primitive" life forms. The end. :)

[Kinjiru]

The Prime Directive indicates not to interrupt with the progress of "primitive" life forms. The end. :)

Unless they dress like Nazis or 20's era Chicago gangsters. :)

[Brenelael]

Azeroth is a pre-warp civilization. The Prime Directive dictates that you can observe as long as you don't interfere with their culture. No direct contact with the inhabitants is allowed.

Bren

[Ensign.Ricky]

Azeroth is a pre-warp civilization. The Prime Directive dictates that you can observe as long as you don't interfere with their culture. No direct contact with the inhabitants is allowed.

Bren


Whew, thank goodness. Lets just dispatch a beacon and come back when they build rockets. I've got a date on Risa. :D

[Aametherar]

Azeroth is a pre-warp civilization. The Prime Directive dictates that you can observe as long as you don't interfere with their culture. No direct contact with the inhabitants is allowed.

Bren

This is exactally why i'm becoming klingon...Gonna enslave me some gold farmers.

[Borgie]

Azeroth is a pre-warp civilization. The Prime Directive dictates that you can observe as long as you don't interfere with their culture. No direct contact with the inhabitants is allowed.

Bren

Those blue d00ds came in a spaceship. Draenaei, or something, I cant pronounce it. lol

You fool! What if they get the Paladin Invulnerability? And the Warlock Fear? And the ... the.... l33t speak?! Oh god, the horror!

roflcopter, D00D U hav 2 be l33t If u want 2 PWN teh N00BZ.

[Deletham_Tomalak]

"Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Alright nuke the site from orbit...it is the only way to be sure...

[RandomRedshirt]

If I come across Azeroth in space, my only reaction will be:

Red Alert
Battlestations
Arm Phasers
Arm Photon Torpedoes
Arm Quantum Torpedoes
Lock Targets
Fire
(Empty the torpedoes compliment)
Warp back to the nearest starbase, refill on torpedoes, warp back and begin the barrage again.

The end

[jsutich]

Closing this to keep the trolls in Azeroth.