Favourite Quotes

[Daveed75]

Here are a few of mine, and I'd be interested in hearing anyone elses favourites too.

Star Trek Bloopers (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=5073164928015519453&q=star+trek+bloopers&ei=28COSKnaLaSIrAOHgf2oCA)

Captain Janeway: We're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.
-
Chakotay: You were working for her. She was working for them. Was anyone on that ship working for me?
-
Tom Paris: When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get nervous.
-
Captain Janeway: Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for "get out".
-
Dr. Zimmerman: Reginald was right about you. You have exceeded the sum of your program. You've accomplished far more than I could have ever predicted. But let's face facts, you never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutine. You're arrogant. Irritable. A JERK, as Counsellor Troi would say.
The Doctor: I believe she was describing you as well.
Dr. Zimmerman: Don't change the subject.
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Chakotay: ...If Neelix has another Talent Night I hope you'll reprise it.
Captain Janeway: Oh no, not until certain other people take their turn, the ship's first officer, for instance.
Chakotay: Me, get up in front of people and perform? I don't think so.
Captain Janeway: Come on, Chakotay. There must be some talent you have that people would enjoy. Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you could phaser it off.
Chakotay: Sounds great. If I miss I get to be captain.
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Seven of Nine: I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior.
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Elim Garak: Human memory is selective and linear. Simply put, a human remembers the best of times in progressive order, beginning with the earliest childhood. The rosy memories are only challenged by nightmares. A Cardassian remembers everything on every level all the time. For us, past and present are not neatly separated. We live with everything in the moment - including the nightmares. And so do you.

[captaeh]

Sisko: Just because a group of people belong to the Federation does not mean that they are saints .... On Earth there is no poverty, no crime, no war. You look out the window of Starfleet Headquarters and you see Paradise. Well, it's easy to be a saint in paradise. But the Maquis do not live in Paradise. Out there in the Demilitarized Zone, all the problems haven't been solved yet. Out there, there are no saints ... just people. Angry, scared, determined people who are going to do whatever it takes to survive, whether it meets with the Federation's approval or not. (DS9, "Maquis, Part II")

Sisko: I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all ... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again ... I would. Garak was right about one thing -- a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant .... Computer ... delete that entire personal log. (DS9, "In the Pale Moonlight")

[Cyjack]

"Well Double Dumbass on you...!"



"They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales."

" I suppose they told you that."

"The hell they did."


And also pretty much every line of dialogue from The Wrath of Khan.

[Bretticus]

"Cry Havok, and let slip the dogs of war"

[ChiefSFSec]

Most of my favorite quotes come from the TNG episode "The Drumhead." My favorite quote from that episode is "'With the first link the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied-chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie-as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on...we are all damaged."
-Picard to Admiral Norah Satie

All the quotes from "The Drumhead" were excellent:
"The road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think"
-Picard to Worf

"Have we become so fearful? Have we become so cowardly that we must extinguish a man because he carries the blood of a current enemy?"
-Picard to Admiral Norah Satie

"We think we've come so far...the torture of heretics, the burning of witches is all ancient history...then...before you can blink an eye...suddenly it threatens to start all over again."
-Picard to Worf

"But she - or someone like her - will always be with us...waiting for the right climate in which to flourish...spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance, Mister Worf. That is the price we have to continually pay."
-Picard to Worf

[ChiefSFSec]

I forgot to add that all the quotes from "The Drumhead" are also as relevant today as they were in the early 90's when the episode was made. Perhaps more so.

[Ignak]

"Tell me, are you using a polymer-based neuro-relay to transmit organic nerve impulses to the central processor of my positronic net?"

Obviously said by Data :)

can't exactly remember the episode/movie where that line was tho. (EDIT: Think it was First Contact)

Oh and in ST: Nemesis, Picard to Worf: "Come now, a big, strapping fellow like you? What are you afraid of?"

They were talking about being naked on the betazed at Troi's wedding.

[Stormcrow]

"I liked him better with the beard." - McCoy about Spock in Mirror, Mirror
"On the contrary, I think of this project as very serious...It is you I take lightly." - Kirk to undersecratary Barris(?) The Trouble with Tribbles
"The gaurds are there because Starfleet wants them there. As for what you want...(cautionary look from Spock)...It has been noted and logged." - Kirk to Undersecratary Barris The Trouble with Tribbles.
"Before they went into warp I beamed the whole Kit an' Kaboodle into their (The klingons) engine room...Where they'll be no Tribble at all." - Scotty The Trouble with Tribbles
"He's Dead, Jim" - McCoy

[FEA_Lt_Timothy_Corey_Dalton]

"The Edo want to execute my son. I will not allow that to happen, Jean-Luc."
"Most interesting, sir. The emotion of motherhood is, compared to all others felt by Hu.."
"SHUT UP!"
"You were right, sir. I do tend to babble."

- Beverly Crusher and Data

[Thomas45]

"Thank you very much Mr Broccoli" - Captain Picard talking to Mr Barclay.

[Bele]

"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a [insert something that fits]"
- McCoy

"Excuse me... excuse me... I'd just like to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?"
-Kirk, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


"It's a miracle these people ever got out of the twentieth century."
-McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - today even more true...

[Daybreak]

Scotty - "My haggis is in the fire for sure."

[NCC1017spock]

Checkov:

"Guess who's coming to dinner"

[captainspock4]

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Kahn: "Of course! We're one big happy fleet! Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?"
(pause)
Khan: "It is very cold in space!"

[FEA_Lt_Timothy_Corey_Dalton]

"Wait a minute, aren't you two in the wrong colors?"
"Don't you know anything about this period in time?"
"I'm a doctor, not an historian."
"In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold, and –"
(Dax enters in a miniskirt) "And women wore less."
"I think I'm going to like history..."

- Bashir, O'Brien, Sisko, and Dax, after they appear dressed in their 23rd century uniforms

and

"I think that we should take this transtator..."
(removes a component, causing power loss on the deck)
"... and leave it exactly where it is."
(puts back component)

- O'Brien, attempting to look like he is making repairs on a conduit

and

"They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out."
"Wiped out? What are you saying?"
"Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribble homeworld. By the end of the 23rd century, they had been eradicated."
"Oh, another glorious chapter in Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?"

- Worf and Odo

and

"They are Klingons...and it is a long story."
"What happened? Some kind of genetic engineering?"
"A viral mutation?"
"We do not discuss it with outsiders."

- Worf, O'Brien, and Bashir, when the lack of cranial ridges on Kirk-era Klingons is noted

and

"I lied to Captain Kirk! I wish Keiko could have been there to see it."

- O'Brien, to Bashir after O'Brien told Kirk he didn't know who started the fight

and

"I don't think we'll be able to access the internal sensors on board K-7."
"Then you will have to manually scan every tribble on the station."
"Well, there must thousands of them by now."
"Hundreds of thousands."
"One million, seven hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty-one. That's starting with one Tribble with an average litter of ten every twelve hours. After three days –"
"Thank... you."

- O'Brien, Sisko, Bashir, and Dax, during the briefing about the tribble bomb

"There must be thousands of them."
"Hundreds of thousands."
"One million, seven hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty-one. That's assuming one tribble, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new generation every twelve hours over a period of three days."
"And that's assuming that they got here three days ago."

- Baris, Kirk and Spock, repeating the same formula that Dax told Sisko earlier


All from DS9 EP "Trials and Tribble-ations"

[Ganondorf4]

The more they over-think the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
-- Montgomery Scott (Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)

[UfcFan78]

ST-DS9: "The Way of the Warrior" GOWRON
(on Viewscreen)
Captain, your shields have been
weakened, your station boarded,
and more Klingon ships are on the
way. Surrender while you can.

SISKO
I don't think so. My shields are
holding, your boarding parties
have been contained, and my
reinforcements are closer than
yours.

ST-TNG: "The Defector"

WORF
Captain... ?



PICARD
Not yet, Mister Worf.
This is just a tap on the
shoulder. Or we wouldn't be here
talking about it.

LOL, after 3 Warbirds fired on them.
Then after the "blah blah" between Piacrd and Tomalok, 3 Klingon Bird's of Prey decloak.

Freaking intense scenes. :eek:








But the 1st is my favorite.

[Wayne]

"TaH pagh taHbe'. You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon." -- General Chang (Star Trek VI)

[Cocciadimorto]

Sisko: I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all ... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again ... I would. Garak was right about one thing -- a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant .... Computer ... delete that entire personal log. (DS9, "In the Pale Moonlight")

Ah memories of a superb episode, the best so far.

And thx for posting it, Garak is pure genius:
Elim Garak: Human memory is selective and linear. Simply put, a human remembers the best of times in progressive order, beginning with the earliest childhood. The rosy memories are only challenged by nightmares. A Cardassian remembers everything on every level all the time. For us, past and present are not neatly separated. We live with everything in the moment - including the nightmares. And so do you.

[Kahn]

The sig says it all.. KAHN!!!!!!

[kbird200425]

Do what all good pragmatist do, compromise.

[UfcFan78]

Also..........

"Sauce for the goose, Mr. Savik........the odds will be even."

[HyorD]

"The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific proof or historical proof or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based, and if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!" //Captain Jean-Luc Picard

"...perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now." //Captain Jean-Luc Picard

"When you spoke of the prisoners you used the term 'revolutionary'. Indeed, death has been known to stop revolutions, but I suspect it's not a revolution that Angel I is hoping to stop; it's evolution. Mr. Ramsey and the Odin survivors did not initiate the waves of decent that are rippling through your planet; their presence here merely reinforced the change in attitudes between men and women that was already well under way. They became symbols around whom others who shared their views could gather. You may eliminate the sinners but that does not mean death to the issues which those symbols represent. No power in the universe can hope to stop the force of evolution. Be warned: The execution of Mister Ramsey and his followers may elevate them to the status of martyrs... ...martyrs cannot be silenced." //Commander William Riker

"Lie to yourself, if you must, but not to me!" //General Martok

"I thought we were on the same side!"
"We are, but you get on my nerves... ...and I don't like your hat!" //Captain Benjamin Sisko

"Ugly... ...giant... ...bags... ...of... ...mostly... ...water!" //Funky, sentient crystals

[UfcFan78]

"
"Ugly... ...giant... ...bags... ...of... ...mostly... ...water!" //Funky, sentient crystals

Lol, nice.

[Daveed75]

ok, couple more i remembered from a couple of the movies.

Star Trek: First Contact

[Quoting "Moby Dick."]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: And he piled upon the whale's white hump, the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.
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Cmdr. William Riker: Someone once said "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
Dr. Zefram Cochrane: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?
Cmdr. William Riker: You did, ten years from now.
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Lt. Commander Worf: The Defiant?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Adrift but salvageable.
Cmdr. William Riker: Tough little ship.
Lt. Commander Worf: Little?
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Emergency Medical Hologram: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Twenty Borg are about to break through that door. We need time to get out of here! Create a diversion!
Emergency Medical Hologram: This isn't part of my program! I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Well, do a dance! Tell a story! I don't care! Just give us a few seconds!
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Star Trek: Insurrection

Data: I feel obliged to point out that the environmental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgment... Except mine of course.
Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: Okay Data. What do *you* think we should do?
Data: Saddle up, lock and load!
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Data: In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.
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[there is a blemish on Worf's face]
Captain Picard: Have you been in a fight, Mr Worf?
Lieutenant Commander Worf: [sighs] No sir... it is a "gorch".
Captain Picard: Gorch?
Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
Captain Picard: Oh... it's hardly noticeable.
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[about Worf's pimple]
Commander Riker: Klingons never do anything small, do you?
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Counselor Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up?
Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about that in this day and age.
Counselor Deanna Troi: Uh huh.
Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: [notices Data] Thank you, Data.
Data: [walks over to Worf]
Lieutenant Commander Worf: I've an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast.
Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up? Not that we care about tha...
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Captain Picard: [Over the Comm] Commander Worf, I'm not sure how they do things on DS9 but here on the Enterprise we still report for duty on time.
[Worf jumps out of bed but hits his head]
Lt. Cmdr. Worf: Ahh! Sorry sir, on my way.

[spartan547]

"There's another ship coming in. It's the Enterprise."

"I'm a doctor, not a counter insurgent."

[Valikdu]

"Take off your clothes" - Seven

[Threshold]

"Commander, set a course. There is coffee in that Nebula." - Capt. Janeway. One of the most random thoughts I have watched in Star Trek.

[TheDart]

Q: You hit me! Picard never hit me!
Sisko: I'm not Picard!
Q: You're right. You're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me!

Janeway: At ease, Mr. Kim. Before you sprain something.



And also pretty much every line of dialogue from The Wrath of Khan.


I! HAVE HAD! ENOUGH! OF YOOOOOOU! :D

[vel007]

General Chang: "To be, or not to be," that is the question that preoccupies our people today Captain Kirk. We need breathing room."
Kirk: "Earth, Hitler, 1938."
General Chang: "I beg your pardon?"

That or Khan's screaming including:

"THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!"

oh yeah, I almost forgot this jewel:

Scotty: Well, captain, er, the Klingons called you a tin plated over bearing swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.
Capt. Kirk: Is that all?
Scotty: No sir, they also compared you with a Denebian slime devil.
Capt. Kirk: I see.
Scotty: And then they said you were...
Capt. Kirk: I get the picture, Scotty.
Scotty: Yes, sir.
Capt. Kirk: And after they said all this, that's when you hit the Klingons.
Scotty: No, sir.
Capt. Kirk: No?
Scotty: No, er, I didn't. You told us to avoid trouble.
Capt. Kirk: Oh, yes.
Scotty: Well, I didn't see it was worth fighting about. After all, we're big enough to take a few insults, aren't we?
Capt. Kirk: What was it they said that started the fight?
Scotty: They called the Enterprise a garbage scow. Sir.
Capt. Kirk: I see. And *that's* when you hit the Klingon?
Scotty: Yes, sir.
Capt. Kirk: You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they...
Scotty: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride!
Capt. Kirk: All right, Scotty dismissed. Oh, Scotty, you're restricted to quarters until further notice.
Scotty: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. That'll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals.

[DrAmyWeaver]

Capt. Kirk: Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim.

Data: Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works - once. Like the Borg, they learn...

[Stu1701]

A few of my favorites:

"If I were human I believe my response would be, go to hell. If I were human." - Spock

"It's uh... it's uh.... it's green." - a rather drunk Scotty

"Resistance if futile." - the Borg

"Eaten any good books lately?" - Q to Worf

[Galvon]

(Bashir tells the story of the boy who cried "Wolf")
Bashir: If you lie all the time, no one is going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.
Garak: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor?
Bashir: Of course. What else would it be?
Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.

[GlassEye]

"It gathers no food."

[Excalion]

1)

Tom Paris: Chapter one it's the doctors world your just living in it.

Holonovel doctor: When I tell your shift begins at 08:00 hours that doesn't mean you can stroll in here at 08:00 and 24 seconds...DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ENSIGN!?

Doctor: This is outrageous!

Holonovel doctor: whats outrageous is that im going to miss my tee time...now COME ON!

2)

Worf: Sir I protest I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!

3)

<Odo and Quark asleep on bio beds>

Quark: Odo...ODO!?...you awake?
Odo: <sighs> I am now.
Quark: Remember back on the planet when I told you I hated you and you told me you hated me?
Odo: Yes.
Quark: I just wanted you to know......I meant every word of it.
Odo: So did I
<quiet laughter from Odo & Quark>

[madmandale]

From City on the Edge of Forever (TOS)

Kirk: "Let's get the hell out of here."

Best ST episode, ever...

[Xextreem]

Most of my favorite quotes come from the TNG episode "The Drumhead." My favorite quote from that episode is "'With the first link the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied-chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie-as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on...we are all damaged."
-Picard to Admiral Norah Satie

All the quotes from "The Drumhead" were excellent:
"The road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think"
-Picard to Worf

"Have we become so fearful? Have we become so cowardly that we must extinguish a man because he carries the blood of a current enemy?"
-Picard to Admiral Norah Satie

"We think we've come so far...the torture of heretics, the burning of witches is all ancient history...then...before you can blink an eye...suddenly it threatens to start all over again."
-Picard to Worf

"But she - or someone like her - will always be with us...waiting for the right climate in which to flourish...spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance, Mister Worf. That is the price we have to continually pay."
-Picard to Worf

yep yep thats the best :cool:

[thord00d]

"there... Are... Four... Lights!"

[Arcturus]

"Risk is our business"-Kirk

[JSM3050]

Sisko: I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all ... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again ... I would. Garak was right about one thing -- a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant .... Computer ... delete that entire personal log. (DS9, "In the Pale Moonlight")You beat me to it. :D

[JSM3050]

"If I were human I believe my response would be, go to hell. If I were human." - Spock"I believe I speak for everyone, sir, when I say 'To hell with our orders.'" - Data

[Valikdu]

"Indeed" - Teal... i mean Tuvok

[Stormnet]

Great Thread keep it up, I tend to however not read the huge posts. I kind of like the 1 liners personally instead of the script.

[IcarusTyler]

I can't remember the episode of TNG or the exact words that led up to this point, but Picards answer was freaking awesome:

Riker: Sir, we have been heavily hit, half the ships is on fire and we face certain doom.
Picard: .... merde.


Guinan: An earth's drink, prune juice.
Worf: A warriors drink!


Data: You must talk to him. tell him he's a good cat, a pretty cat...
Worf: I will feed him.


Data: Spot, this is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no.

[bitgolem]

"TaH pagh taHbe'. You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon." -- General Chang (Star Trek VI)

Which is not entirely accurate because the Klingon language does not possess the verb 'to be'. A funny little thing Marc Okrand pointed out.

[cjdaweasel]

"Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise"
- Cmdr. Riker (Contagion)

[IcarusTyler]

"One day, when the universe is destroyed, three things will remain alive: One - the cockroaches, two - Tyr Anaszasi, and three - Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches"

No wait...




/edit
On the other hand, there is the idea that the Nietzscheans are descendants of the surviving eugenics from Enterprise, so it's not that wrong.

[IcarusTyler]

Weyoun: Of course I'm paranoid, everyone is trying to kill me!

[Stormnet]

Geordi: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.
Data: I know! I just got it!

[Valikdu]

After completing pOrtal, the line about cakes from TNG Parallels was somehow very funny. The cake is a lie, Worf. :p

[StraboV2]

I have a few from the Undiscovered country...one of my favorite ST movies :D

Kirk: Spock, you want to know something?, Everybody's Human.
Spock: ...I find that remark... insulting.

Spock: If I were human I believe my response would be "go to hell."... If I were human.

General Chang: I am constant as the northern star...
McCoy: I'd give real money if he'd shut up.

Kirk: I was lucky that thing had knees.
Martia: That was not his knee. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.
Kirk: Anything you want to tell me?

McCoy to Spock: Well, they don't prosecute people for having feelings.

Kirk: I'm going to sleep this off. Please let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.

McCoy: What IS it with you, anyway? (after Martia Kisses Kirk)
Kirk: Still think we're finished?
McCoy: Now, more than ever!

Damn this thread!! now I have to go watch it again :P

[Tricorder]

Doctor:
Tell me something about yourself, what are your likes and dislikes?
Seven of Nine:
I dislike irrelevant conversation.
Doctor:
What is your goal?
Seven of Nine:
Perfection.

Picard to Data:
Data, you're a brilliant man, in any time period.

Borg Queen to Seven:
They left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.
Seven's response:
Comforting words. Use them next time instead of 'Resistance is futile.' You may elicit a few volunteers.

Zephram Cochrane"
Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment.

Picard:
Make it so.

Seven to One:
You have exceeded expectations:
One's response:
Then expectations where insufficient.

Seven of Nine:
Perhaps there is something to be said about assimilation after all.

Q to Capt. Picard:
If you can't take a little b.l.o.o.d.y. nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires, both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid...

[dauntlesstrekker]

Bones: "Are you out of your vulcan mind?!"

Picard: "Engage"

Kirk: "KHANNNN!!!"

[The_Padre]

"You'd be surprised, people don't enter Starfleet to become commanders or admirals for that matter, It's the captains chair that everyone has their eye on. That's what I wanted when I joined up, you don't get to be captain wearing a gold uniform." - Lieutenant Commander Michael Eddington

"I can see you, Kirk. Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in our time. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends." - General Chang

"You're a great one for logic. I'm a great one for rushing in where angels fear to tread. We are both extremists. Reality has brought us somewhere in-between." Captain James T Kirk

"Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily mean we must do that thing." - Federation President

"This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered countries boldly going where no man, where no one... has gone before." Captain James T Kirk

[IcarusTyler]

Send in the Redshirts! - Cpt. Zapp Brannigan

No wait...

[Lal]

Less an emotional response and more a sense of familiarity .as I experience certain sensory input patterns my mental pathways become accustom to them. The input is eventually anticipated and even missed when absent...

:rolleyes:

[Shuzumi]

"If I were human I believe my response would be 'Go to hell'... if I were human." - Spock

"Perhaps this is a good day to die" - Worf

"Mr Worf do you remember your 0-G training?" - Picard
"I remember it made sick to my stomach why?" - Worf

"Assimilate this!" - Worf

[Minty]

My first favourite quote is in my sig, my second is below, try to guess who says it, it shouldnt be too hard :D

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Straight from memory BTW :D

[Tovo]

(Bashir tells the story of the boy who cried "Wolf")
Bashir: If you lie all the time, no one is going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.
Garak: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor?
Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.

[Jordan.Biggs]

Here are some of my favorite quotes; one from each captain.

"I've never seen your kind before, but you have made an enemy of the Klingon empire." Bu'kaH
"From what I've noticed, that's not hard to do." Captain Jonathan Archer


"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by..." Captain James T. Kirk


"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I'd rather believe that time is a companion that goes along with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again. After all, Number One, we're only mortal." Captain Jean-Luc Picard


"You are pathetic!" Captain Benjamin Sisko
"Then why are you the one on your knees?" Dukat
"First the Dominion, now the Pah-Wraths. You have a talent for picking losing sides!" Captain Benjamin Sisko


"I don't respond well to threats." Captain Kathryn Janeway

[SakeGami]

The Doctor: As appealing as that sounds, I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer.

[SakeGami]

B'Elanna Torres: How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?
Seven of Nine: There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who does not know when you're having intimate relations.


Neelix: I feel like I'm all alone.
The Doctor: You *are* all alone. I'm only a holographic projection.


Seska: I won't play these games with the trick of light.
The Doctor: Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.


The Doctor: The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy.


Harry Kim: Holographic Americans are invading deck 7!


Data: If you pric k me, do I not... leak?


Worf: Please Mrs. Troi! ... and it's Worf not Woof


Data: You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and...
Worf: I will feed him.


Worf: I am NOT a merry man!!


Kirk, making the Vulcan salute: How many fingers do I have up?
Dr. McCoy: That’s not very damn funny.


Dr. McCoy: I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!


Dr. McCoy: Why that green blooded son-of-a-*****. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost.

[Susarian]

"To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before."

[BombardierBob]

Star Trek The Next Generation "Relics"

[Scotty walks up to the holodeck and activates it]
Computer Voice: Please enter program.
Scotty: The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see it.
Computer Voice: Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.
Scotty: [frustrated] The Enterprise. Show me the bridge of the Enterprise, you chatterin' piece of...
Computer Voice: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number.
Scotty: N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No ****** A - B - C - or D!

Scotty: [to Geordi] I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in diapers.

Scotty: Never get drunk unless you're willing to pay for it - the next day.

Scotty: Well, I'll say this about your Enterprise: the doctors are a fair sight prettier.

Data has taken a bottle of green-colored spirit from Guinan's stock]
Scotty: What is it?
Lt. Commander Data: It is...
[he looks and sniffs at it]
Lt. Commander Data: It is...
[he looks at it again, obviously not any wiser]
Lt. Commander Data: It is green.

[PaulaG]

One of my favourite DS9 quotes is from the episode "Little Green Men" where Quark, Rom and Nog all go back in time to Roswell (actually, the whole episode could be listed as a favourite quote....but I won't :P)

Quark's new ship is malfunctioning and is going faster and faster...it will continue to accelerate until it is torn apart. When asked for a solution Rom says:
Rom: If we vent plasma from the warp core into the cargo hold, we may be able to start a cascade reaction in the kemacite. Then we can modulate the reaction to create an inversion wave in the warp field and force the ship back into normal space. If I time it just right, I should be able to get us close enough to Earth to make an emergency landing!
Quark: Rom, you're a genius!!
Rom (bashfully): Think so?
Quark: How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about.

This is just one of those moments where Star Trek makes fun of itself!!

[Will_Lucky]

"It's vile."
"I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy."
"Just like the Federation."
"But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you start to like it."
"It's insidious."
"Just like the Federation."

Garak and Quark, On Root Beer

[PaulaG]

"It's vile."
"I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy."
"Just like the Federation."
"But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you start to like it."
"It's insidious."
"Just like the Federation."

Garak and Quark, On Root Beer
Haha....awesome

Capt. Janeway: "This is turning into the week from hell" (from "Year of Hell, Part 1)

[DrAmyWeaver]

Quark: Let me tell you something about humans, nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people become as nasty and as violent as the most blood thirsty Klingon.

[Ecoi]

I didn't read to see if anyone has posted this, but this is my FAVORITE.

Be'lanna Torres (spell her name right?)

"It may be the warriors who get the glory, but it's the engineers who build societies."

:cool:

[Starn]

"I'm a amazed your species has survived the amount of "fun" it has had." Tuvok to Excelsior science officer Beltaine.

[Aitrus_Colso]

I'm not even sure where to start...

"Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, Worf, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?" - Odo, "Trials and Tribble-ations"

"Yes, Doctor, there is something you can do for me. If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there is a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod... and eat it."
"Eat it? You're joking."
"Yes, Doctor. I am."
— Garak and Bashir

“Every Friday morning for the past three months, I’ve posted the official list of Starfleet personnel killed, wounded, or missing in the War. It’s become something of a grim ritual around here. Not a week goes by that someone doesn’t find the name of a loved one, a friend, or an acquaintance on that damned list. I’ve grown to hate Fridays.”
— Sisko, “In the Pale Moonlight”

“You don’t feel anger toward a storm on the horizon…you just avoid it.”
— Arturis to Janeway, “Hope and Fear”

“And, as the Thirty-Fourth Rule of Acquisition states, ‘Peace is good for business.”
“That’s the Thirty-Fifth Rule.”
“Oh, you’re right. What’s the Thirty-Fourth?”
“‘War is good for business.’ They’re easy to get confused.”
— Dax and Quark

“Long ago, a storm was heading toward the city of Quin’lat. The people sought protection within the walls, all except one man who remained outside. I went to him and asked what he was doing. ‘I am not afraid,’ he said. ‘I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me.’ I honored his choice and went inside. The next day the storm came…and the man was killed. The wind does not respect a fool.”
— Kahless, “Rightful Heir”

“We’ve grown apart, the lot of us. We didn’t mean for it to happen – but it did. The war changed us… pulled us apart. Lisa Cusak was my friend. But you are also my friends. And I want my friends in my life. Because some day we’re going to wake up and we’re going to find that someone is missing from this circle… and on that day we’re gonna mourn… and we shouldn’t have to mourn alone.”
— Miles O’Brien, an eulogy for Captain Lisa Cusak, “The Sound of Her Voice”

“You know what the sad part is, Odo? I’m a very good tailor.”
— Garak, “The Die Is Cast”

[Gnlknox]

Timba...His arms wide!
Timba...at rest.
Shakka...when the walls fell.

I know I will think of more

[Chalen]

O'Brien (drunk): You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you.
Bashir (also drunk): Really?
O'Brien: Mm hmm! I hated you when I first met you.
Bashir: I remember.
O'Brien: But now...
Bashir: And now?
O'Brien: Well... now, I don't!
Bashir: That means a lot to me, Chief. It really does.
O'Brien: Really! And I mean that from the heart. I really do ... not hate you anymore.


Q: Picard would never have hit me...
Sisko: im not Picard.


"Now Mr. Spock, there's really something about all this that I don't understand, so maybe you could explain it to me, logically of course... Now, when you jettisoned the fuel, and ignited it, you knew that there was virtually no chance of it being seen and yet you did it anyway. Now that seems to me like an act of desperation." -- Kirk

"Quite correct, Captain." -- Spock

"Now we all know, and I'm sure the doctor would agree with me, that desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. So how does your well known logic explain that?" -- Kirk

"Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at." -- Spock

"Ah-huh, I see... So you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst." -- Kirk

"Well I... Wouldn't exactly put it in those terms captain, but those are essentially the facts." -- Spock

[sighs] "You aren't going to admit that for the first time in your life, you committed a purely human, emotional act?" -- Kirk

[crosses arms and slowly shakes head] "No, sir." -- Spock

[laughing] "Mr. Spock, you are a stubborn man." -- Kirk

[raises eyebrows] "Yes, sir." -- Spock (The Galileo Seven)

[slinx]

I'm giving you all she's got.

[IcarusTyler]

I think this was one of the Klingo Be'Thor sister...
Ugh! Human women are so disgusting!



I think I speak for all when I say, To hell with the orders.
-Data

[Cavan]

Data: "Ohhhh ****!"

Uhura: "This isn't reality... this is fantasy! You wanted adventure, how's this? The old adrenaline going, huh? Good boy. Now get in the closet."

Sulu: I'll protect you, fair maiden.
Uhura: Sorry, neither.

Q: "Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?"

Odo: "Another glorious chapter in Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?"

[Saladin_Class]

My tagline for starters

"N-C-C 1-7-0-1. No ****** A, B, C, or D."

"Shut-up, Spock! We're rescuing you!" -- McCoy
"Why, thank you, captain McCoy." -- Spock


Scotty: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born. And I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definitely not scotch. "

[neokn]

"Set a course, for home."
- Captain Kathryn Janeway

7 of 9: "I see the way your pupils dilate when you look at my body."
Harry Kim: "I don't know what you're talking about !?"
7 of 9: "Obviously, you've suggested a visit to the holodeck with hopes of creating a romantic mood. Are you in love with me Ensign?"
Harry Kim: "Well, no"
7 of 9: "Then you wish to copulate?"
Harry Kim: "No! I mean ... I don't know what I mean."
Entire scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9kxzlP_ngM)

[BCPilotguy]

Sulu: "They say she's got trans-warp drive"
Scotty: "Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon."

[Aqualize]

Riker -> "Fate. Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise."-TNG s2e11

[staticblue]

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Look, Mr. Scott, I'd love to explain everything to you. But the captain wants this spectrographic analysis done by 1300 hours.

Scotty: [thinks about it some time] You mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want.

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Yeah. Well, I told the captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour.
Scotty: How long would it really take?

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: [annoyed] An hour!

Scotty: [looks unbelieving] Oh. You didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take, did you?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Of course I did.

Scotty: Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.

[Cocciadimorto]

(Bashir tells the story of the boy who cried "Wolf")
Bashir: If you lie all the time, no one is going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.
Garak: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor?
Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.

Pure genius!

[NateGrey]

McCoy to Spock , " You green blooded, inhuman..."

Kirk " You're suffering from a Vulcan Mind Meld, doctor "
McCoy " That green blooded SOB. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost. "

B'elanna " I'm not bothered by what people think of me. "

Borg Queen " I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. "

Lwaxana Troi " Deanna my dear, it's mother...."

[davie1234]

not sure the spelling in Klingon but here goes, in way of the warrior

drex to Odo : "yo sut vet cha koo sut ve chatal! "

Garak : actually I dont think constable odo has a mother

[WastedYouth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YuodWzQkM0

:p

[IcarusTyler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YuodWzQkM0

:p

the amount of running gags I missed is amazing :-)

[rouvio]

"Engage !" by Picard [pointing his hand to the screen]
or "rrrrreeeed alert!" by Riker [in practically every episode..]

:D

[Daveed75]

"She was working for them (Cardassians), you were working for her (Janeway), was there anybody on that ship that was working for me?" Chakotay talking to Tuvok refering to Seska.

[DurMan667]

We are Pakleds. We are far from home.

We look for things... Things we need.

We look for things to make us go.

Our ship is broken. Can you make it go?

We have fired! They will be destroyed!

We are not strong.

[warrendeath]

"The needs of the many, outweight the needs of the few." Spock

[Sees cracks in hull on shuttle]"It appears that we have lost our sex appeal, captain."-Tuvok

"'Impossible' is a word humans use too much"-Seven of Nine

"Borg: The part poopers of the galaxy."-The Doctor

[PaulaG]

After completing pOrtal, the line about cakes from TNG Parallels was somehow very funny. The cake is a lie, Worf. :p

hahahah!! Oh, I had forgotten about that one!

[DarthWarth]

Quark: Of course he likes you, but he needs a woman with a body and brains.
Leeta: I have brains!
Quark: Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now - eat up and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them.



Quark: I heard you're taking a little trip to the Gamma Quadrant.
Odo: Care to come along?
Quark: Are you kidding? I expect to own this station by the time you get back.

[PaulaG]

"Should it become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them?!"
- Riker, upon learning the torpedoes and phasers are not working in s2ep11 Contagion

[THORN74]

always liked scotty's lines

"i know this ship like the back of my hand." [cracks his head on the bulkhead ST:5]

" do ya not know ah jailbreak when ya see one?!" [ST:5]

Kirsk speach to picard in generations was good to : "captian of the Enterprise you say? Want some advise? Dont let them promote you, dont let them transfer you, dont let them do anything that takes you out of that chair, beacuse while your there you can make a differance."


then there is classic Bones: "hes dead, Jim."

[Serruel]

Odo: "I have a friend who has a cousin who has a friend that is married to the assisstant of the director of Starfleet Medical."

I can't remember what episode that was in though...

[The_Vulcan_Kid]

Mine is below, in my sig.:)

[LordEnn]

"There's an old saying: "Fortune favors the bold." Well, I guess we're about to find out."

- Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko.

[WarpVis]

Kirk & Spock

"All right you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed, we'll see about you deserting my ship."
"The term 'half-breed' is somewhat applicable, but 'computerized' is inaccurate. A machine can be computerized, not a man."
"What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jack rabbit, an elf with a hyperactive thyroid."
"Jim, I don't understand."
"Of course you don't understand. You don't have the brains to understand. All you have are printed circuits."
"Captain, if you'll excuse me."
"What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak, whose father was a computer and whose mother was an encyclopedia?"
"My mother was a teacher, my father an ambassador."
"Your father was a computer, like his son. An ambassador from a planet of traitors. The Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of integrity."
"Captain, please don't."
"You're a traitor from a race of traitors, disloyal to the core, rotten like the rest of your sub-human race – and you've got the gall to make love to that girl."
"That's enough."
"Does she know what she's getting, Spock? A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting on a mushroom instead of passing himself off as a man. You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship – right next to the dog-faced boy."

[kyosukedate]

would you like to copulate?

seven of nine.

[adriancrouton]

kirk: Fire!.

General Chang: To be.... or not... to be. BOOM!

Sulu: Target that explosion and fire!

Star trek 6.

[topekaguy1988]

I'm a Doctor, not an escalator.

[Prospero]

"The Dominion has endured for over two thousand years, and will continue to endure, until long after the Federation has crumbled into dust."- Weyoun

[The_Vulcan_Kid]

"Human bonding rituals often include a great deal of talking...and drinking...and crying."

-Worf, on human weddings (TNG: Data's Day)

[Ensign101101]

looks like Imdb Traffic went up last couple of days
:p

Only one quote sticks in mind wolf -"im not a merry man " 2sure somebodys allready got the quote from Imdb im just to lazy to look :eek::eek:

[miklamar]

"I thought it was on stun."
"Look what you did to the carpet."

- Sorm and Traidy, after Rem is vaporized.
("A Simple Investigation" on Deep Space Nine) per Memory Alpha

[The_Vulcan_Kid]

"They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!'
"Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
-Bashir and Garak (DS9, Way of the Warrior)

[Uben]

"Fire at will" Lursa to B'Etor in Star Trek Generations. (right after that statement, the screen cuts to Commander Will Riker :) when I saw this in the movie theater, I shouted that's Wiill and the whole theater laughed. Good times :) )

"The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park" B'Elanna Torres

The Doctor's opera in Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy, to long to post so here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzDY7ylWLr8

[Threshold]

"Don't tell me what I can't do!!!" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_ZNqHmlK8

[PaulaG]

"I'd give good money to shut him up!" Bones, Star Trek Undiscovered Country, about the klingon general continuously spouting Shakespeare during the final battle.

"I think I liked him better before he died" Bones (about Spock obviously) Star Trek Voyage Home

Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a *****! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.

"The Nearest thing I can figure is that they are born pregnant...which seems to be a time saver!......From my observations they seem to be bisexual, reproducing at will (looks around at the hordes of tribbles) and Brother do they got a lot of will!" Trouble with Tribbles, McCoy talks to Kirk on the bridge about their tribble.....problem

I love Bones....

[EMPulse]

"Bollox" Chief O'brien ...... all the euros will get this 1!!!! it got passed american sensors cos they didnt know what it meant!!!!
For the record bollox means yer balls!!!! :D lol
GO COLM MEANEY!!!!

[IcarusTyler]

Just watched some of the "new" Enterprise episodes, and this made me actually laugh:

"The Andorian Mining Consotium runs from nobody."

-Shran, adressing his crew after posing as an official of the non-existent andorian mining consortium

[DoctorWhat]

Definately, the Doctor's opera in Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy.

[DarthWarth]

"Bollox" Chief O'brien ...... all the euros will get this 1!!!! it got passed american sensors cos they didnt know what it meant!!!!
For the record bollox means yer balls!!!! :D lol
GO COLM MEANEY!!!!

ROFL I need to know which episode this was in.

[Konya]

"Mr. Neelix, just because a man changes his drink order, doesn't mean he's possessed by an alien."
- The Doctor

"I'm afraid you both lack sufficient data to reach a logical conclusion"
"C'mon, Tuvok, tell us."
"I see no reason to enlighten you."
"Don't tell me Vulcans are embarrassed about their age."
"On the contrary, we value the wisdom that comes with advancing years."
"In that case, how wise are you?"
"Wise enough to end this inquiry."
- Tuvok, Tom Paris, and Harry Kim

"What did he ingest?"
"Just a cup of Neelix's coffee."
"It's a miracle he's still alive...."
- The Doctor

"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking... and dancing... and crying."
- Worf

"Good tea. Nice house."
- Worf

"But don't worry – I plan to investigate the Klingons, the Bajorans, Quark, the visiting Terrelians..."
"You think Quark had something to do with this?"
"I always investigate Quark."
- Odo and Sisko

"Well, let me guess. You're either lost, or desperately searching for a good tailor!"
- Garak faced with a group of Klingons in his store

"They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!"
"Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
- Bashir and Garak

"Major, when you're with the Romulans, try to be diplomatic."
"I'm always diplomatic!"
[scene cuts to Kira being debriefed by the Romulans]
"That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard and I resent the implication!"
- Sisko and Kira

"Well, now that I know that you're here, I will be sure to inform Constable Odo to increase station security."
"That won't be necessary. I feel quite safe here."
"No, it wasn't your safety that concerned me."
- Kira and Winn

"Let me tell you a story. I once knew a Cardassian, a dashing, handsome young man with a promising career. And then one day, through no fault of his own, he found himself exiled and alone, with nowhere to turn. But did he give up? No. Instead he struck upon a brilliant plan. Rather than fleeing for the rest of his life, he sought shelter in the one place no one expected him to go. In a stronghold of his people's most hated enemies. There, surrounded by hostile strangers, he built a life. And there, against all odds, against the merciless logic of the universe itself, he thrived."
"By becoming the greatest tailor in the galaxy."
- Garak and Ziyal

"Captain Sisko. I don't suppose you'd like to surrender and avoid unnecessary bloodshed?"
"Absolutely not."
"I was hoping you'd say that."
- Dukat and Sisko

"I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, Captain. Why is the Federation so obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves paradise. Everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators because one day they can take their "rightful place" on the Federation Council. You know In some ways you're even worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious. You assimilate people and they don't even know it."
- Michael Eddington

"What about Garak?"
"I want him back, too. I suppose I don't have to tell you to keep a close eye on him?"
"At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him. But I promise to return the body intact."
"I assume that's a joke."
"We will see."
- Worf and Sisko, regarding Garak

"The Jem'Hadar don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex... and if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex either, which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising."
"It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs."
- Quark and Tora Ziyal

"Right now I wouldn't believe your father if he said rain was wet."
- Kira Nerys, to Tora Ziyal

"You two, go outside and make sure no one gets in this room.... You two, stay here, in case they fail."
- Weyoun

[GuruSombrero]

A couple of good ones::

B'lenna Torres: Take the cheese to sickbay

Captain Janeway: There's coffee in that Nebula...

[Mjoellnir]

"Are you telling me to go yell at Salia?"
"No. Men do not roar. Women roar. And they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you"
"What does the man do?"
"He reads love poetry." (regains his composure)"He ducks a lot."
- Worf and Wesley

"Worf, it sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but think I need to try something a little less... dangerous?"
"Go to her door. Beg like a Human."
- Wesley taking courtship advice from Worf

"Starship captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. The secret is to give them what they need, not what they want."
- Scotty, offering La Forge advice on handling Starfleet captains

"I told the Captain I would have this diagnostic done in an hour."
"And how long will it really take you?"
"An hour!"
"Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you?"
"Of course I did."
"Oh, laddie, you have a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker."
- La Forge and Scotty

"The tank can't handle that much pressure."
"Where'd you get that idea?"
"It's in the impulse specifications."
"Regulation 42/15: 'Pressure Variances in IRC Tank Storage'?"
"Right."
"Forget it. I wrote it."
- La Forge and Scotty

"A good Engineer is always a wee bit conservative, at least on paper."
- Scotty, to La Forge, regarding IRC Tank Pressure Variances Regulation 42/15

"Captain, striking a fellow officer is a court-martial offense."
"Well, if we're both in the brig, who's going to build the subsonic transmitter?"
(considers) "That is quite logical."
- Spock and Kirk

"I think I’ll take this opportunity to remove my ears."
- Picard

"Excuse me, I’m just finishing up a speech—for you, Mr. Spock. I rather enjoy writing. I don’t get to do it very often in this job."
"Perhaps you would be happier in another job."
- Sela and Data

"I’m afraid I don’t know too much about Romulan disruptor settings."
- Spock, holding Sela at gunpoint

"I will not read this or any other statement."
"If you do not, you will die. All of you will die."
"Since it is logical to conclude that you will kill us in any event, I choose not to cooperate."
(enraged) "I hate Vulcans. I hate the logic. I hate the arrogance. Very well."
- Spock and Sela

"Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!"
- Worf

"I hereby formally request third party arbitration of our dispute."
"You have the right"
"Futher more [...] I name the Grizellas to arbitrate."
"Grizellas?!"
"Unfortunately they are currently in their hibernation cycle. However they will awaken in six months, at which time we'll get this matter settled. Now do you want to wait? Or give me my three weeks?"
- Picard, taking advantage of a clause in the Treaty of Armens and Sheliak

[CherryTerri]

I know this ship like the back of my hand --- *THUNK*

Scotty hitting his head in uh ... whatever movie it was .. 5th I think

And I think I"m gonna put this topic in my boards!

[Dreadshyne]

"The line must be drawn HYAAH!" :D

[Captain_K.C.]

TNG Season 3, "Menage a Troi"
"In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise;
Who in despite of view is pleas'd to dote."
-Picard to Lwaxana Troi

Season 4, "The Nth Degree" (my favorite TNG ep, can you tell?)
The moon -- yes, that will be my home. My paradise. I shall find there, all the souls I love --
Socrates, Galileo...
"But what the devil is he doing among us?"
Philosopher. Scientist. Poet, musician, duellist -- Here lies Hercule-Savinien De Cyrano de
Bergerac.

I don't need a counselor. WhatI need is the company of a charming, intelligent woman.
-Barclay

TNG Season 5, "Disaster"
You may now give birth. -Worf

"Star Trek Generations"
Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalks us all our lives. But maybe time is also a companion who goes with us on our journey, and reminds us to cherish the moments of our lives... because they will never come again.
-Picard

Voyager Season 5, "Drone"
Modifications complete, you may fire.

My technology is superior. Cease your attack or you will be destroyed.
-One

my second is below, try to guess who says it, it shouldnt be too hard :D

173467321476Charlie32789777643Tango732Victor731178 88732476789764376.

Straight from memory BTW :D

No really?? No one could memorize a 72-bit algorithm! :D

Brothers, Season 4 by Data
*evil grin*


Quotations and facts above courtesy http://www.trekcore.com/

[Saerain]

'You will be assimilated.'
'No time for that now, maybe later.'
- Seven of Nine and Neelix

[Sephiroth144]

"Lying is a skill like any other and to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly" - Garak, In Purgatory's Shadow


"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun, Treachery, Faith & the Great River

[funky_jesus]

"look ive got girl boobs"

partick stuart on family guy

[da_firey007]

"I believe we have lost our sex appeal Captain"

Tuvok

How many Vulcan's do you know that would say that, on a bridge none the less

[Cassidan]

Worf - "I protest, I am not a Merryman!"

Q - "Please spare me the story of the boy who cried Worf."

[Tea-EarlGrey-Hot]

"Tea. Earl Grey.Hot"
Legendary Picard.

"Spock"
Kirk in a variety of different ways, usually "dramatic whisper" during TMP. Not necessarily a great line, but once you notice it, it's ridiculous and funny.

[Gold-Eagle]

McCoy: "I may throw up on ya."
Kirk: "I think these things are pretty safe."
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: "Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
Kirk: "Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space."
Star Trek (2009)

Spock: "Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Star Trek (2009)

"How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life."
-James Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Kirk: "Spock!"
Spock: "The ship... out of danger?"
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh..."
Kirk: "...the needs of the few..."
Spock: "...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution? I have been and always shall be your friend."
[Holds up his hand in the Vulcan salute] "Live long and prosper."

(after trying to teach Spock Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Kirk: "Come on. Spock, why didn't you jump in?"
Spock: "I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words."
McCoy: "It's a song, you green-blooded...Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it."
Spock: "Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time?"
McCoy: "God, I liked him better before he died."
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Spock: "This is the new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof."
Kirk: "How do you know?"
Spock:" The designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape."
Kirk: "This person didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?"
Spock: "He did have pointed ears."
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

"It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
-Captain Picard to Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Peak Performance”

[Worf has fallen into the ocean, after Riker ordered the computer to remove the holographic plank]
Picard: "Number One, that's *retract* plank, not *remove* plank."
Riker: "Of course, Sir." [leans over the side towards Worf] "Sorry!"
Star Trek: Generations

"Life forms.... You tiny little life forms..... You precious little life forms.... Where are you?" -- Data, singing and playing the control pannel like a musical instrument, Star Trek: Generations

Picard: "Come back! Make a difference!"
Kirk: "I take it the odds are against us and the situation’s grim."
Picard: "You could say that."
Kirk: "If Spock were here, he’d say that I was an irrational, illlogical human being for going on a mission like this... Sounds like fun!"
-Star Trek: Generations

[Data has found his cat Spot safe and alive in the Enterprise wreckage]
Data: [happily] "Spot!"
[Data cradles Spot, and begins crying]
Troi: "Data? Are you all right?"
Data: [tears streaming] I am happy to see Spot, yet I am crying! Perhaps the chip is malfunctioning."
Troi: [smiling] "I think it's working just fine."
Star Trek: Generations

Picard: "Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all Number One, we're only mortal."
Riker: "Speak for yourself sir, I plan to live forever."
Star Trek: Generations

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind."
-Data, to Borg Queen, Star Trek: First Contact

Data: "She [the Borg Queen] brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible. And for a time, I was tempted by her offer."
Picard: "How long a time?"
Data: "Zero point six-eight seconds, sir... For an android, that is nearly an eternity."
-Star Trek: First Contact