Set phasers to...

[superzero]

What setting is your phaser on?

Your choices include:
Stun
Kill
Anything else you can imagine.

Mine's set to kill, of course.

Edit: Ah heck, it's your phaser, set it to what you want!

[theodrick]

Well it varies, if I were to board a ship called the Tantive IV, I'd probably kill all but the leaders and the princess on board. Oh, and forget about wasting minimal energy shooting at fleeing escape pods, passengers or not. :D

[hotlava646]

Don't stun me bro!

[Cyjack]

If I'm Sulu, my phasor is set to "Fabulous" :D

*rimshot*


Sorry. Someone was going to say it. Now its over with, and we can move on.

[yardbird]

Set mine to "Romulan Ale".

[KeystoneMan]

Mines set to....Tear shirt. Now enjoy ladies, while I pummel some aliens.

[RurouniQ]

It's my first ray-gun...

[Word2BigBird]

I would stun them so I can put them in the Brig and taunt them with food. Teach them to try to take my ship...

[Warp_Speed]

I want to get a new setting. I dont want to "STUN" and I dont want to "KILL".

Can I get like a "MAME" setting? Like leave them ****** and hurting, but not dead?

[Necros]

What setting is your phaser on?

Your choices include:
Stun
Kill
Stun. :) No unnecessary violance. Though if the situation calls for it, kill the *******s. :D

[krave]

I have my phaser hard wired to kill

[k.mpok]

phaser? Bat'leth ftw.

[Ignak]

C'mon we are Starfleet! Stun of course! ;)

[FEA_Lt_Timothy_Corey_Dalton]

Mine is set to "morph" - all the ugly maniacs and evils morps to beautiful und charming women :D

[0wl]

I doubt my disruptor pistol even has another setting to chose but if i had the option i would go for stun, up close that is! :D

[krave]

Mine is set to "morph" - all the ugly maniacs and evils morps to beautiful und charming women :D

Don't you need a wand for that.

[FEA_Lt_Timothy_Corey_Dalton]

Don't you need a wand for that.

Q gifted me mine phaser after I absolved academy :D

[JSM3050]

I set mine to "Shake and Bake"

[Valikdu]

phaser? nah. i'll get something new and exotic for myself that will be called like "polaron flux caster" and will have settings like KILL, DOUBLE KILL, MULTI KILL and ULTRA KILL.

[superzero]

I've changed my setting to 'detox' *buuurp* *shoots self*

[CherriBerri]

Hehe this thread reminds me of the enterprise episode where the guy shoots himself in the head with a phaser. hehe :D

[DrAmyWeaver]

I want an Infinite Improbability Phaser* - random effects determined on a percentage roll.

Mr. Data! We must stop that Romulan by any means necessary. Stand by IIP to fire at will...
Aye, Cap'n... *ZAP*
...What in the name of the...
It seems we have successfully stopped the vessel, Captain.
I'm aware of that, Mr. Data, but what happened?
Scanning now, Captain. It seems the vessel is trapped within a 2km-wide colloid cloud of milk and egg proteins, starch and high-carb sugar molecules.
Explain?
We have taken the vessel in custardy, Captain.
How long did it take you to compute that joke, Mr. Data?
Almost three nanoseconds, Sir.

*aka Wand of Wonder

[Valikdu]

Nice one :)
nice avatar also :)

[Bretticus]

I want an Infinite Improbability Phaser* - random effects determined on a percentage roll.

Mr. Data! We must stop that Romulan by any means necessary. Stand by IIP to fire at will...
Aye, Cap'n... *ZAP*
...What in the name of the...
It seems we have successfully stopped the vessel, Captain.
I'm aware of that, Mr. Data, but what happened?
Scanning now, Captain. It seems the vessel is trapped within a 2km-wide colloid cloud of milk and egg proteins, starch and high-carb sugar molecules.
Explain?
We have taken the vessel in custardy, Captain.
How long did it take you to compute that joke, Mr. Data?
Almost three nanoseconds, Sir.

*aka Wand of Wonder

ROFLMAO

Mine would be:

Set Phaser to /emote YMCA

[Lence]

Mine would be set phaser to Thorough.

[djnattyd]

"Set phasers to PARTAAAAY!!!!":D

[Captain_K.C.]

There was a Calvin & Hobbes strip where Calvin in his daydream sets his blaster to "vaporize."

So I definitely want that on my phaser :D

It's great to have a self-cleaning ship so I don't have to deal with puddles of goo!

[CaptainOsaka]

set phasers to frag, no witnesses

[treknerd]

Set Phaser To *Random Q Snap*

[Zander2]

Don't you need a wand for that.

Only if your Harry Potter.:D

[StraboV2]

Would a phaser setting of pudding be out of line? chocolate pudding? mmm pudding...

I mean...uh...Kill..yes..or explody...or something destructive.

[treknerd]

How about Blackhole?

[treknerd]

i' take that back I'd Set mine to Sham Wow!

[Fleet_Admiral_Springer]

Mine's set to AWESOME!

Well, like it only works if I shoot myself.... hahaha

But really mine is set to limp. (Gets shot. AHHHHH. Starts limping around)

[sintar07]

Set phasers to "remove clothing"

[Captain_Ito]

Set phasers to "remove clothing"
And she tries to cover up but I've already seen everything.

[Konya]

Um... is there a diplomatic setting? :)

[sintar07]

Um... is there a diplomatic setting? :)

Of course not! Don't be silly :p:p

[Quint]

I set mah phasers on Love, baby... :cool:

[Konya]

Of course not! Don't be silly :p:p

Note humor. :D

[Terrani]

I'd have to set my phaser to "spork". It's a spoon, it's a fork, it's a high yield energy weapon! Functionality is key IMO.

[Zyrious]

Dont give anything a second chance to shoot back. Shoot to kill.

[miashi]

I would set mine to "jiggle". I would shoot only men therefore appeasing my thoughts to shoot men and watch them jiggle :D

next setting would be "praerie dog". So I can watch people force their own heads into the ground.

[Terrani]

I would set mine to "jiggle". I would shoot only men therefore appeasing my lust to shoot men and watch them jiggle :D

next setting would be "praerie dog". So I can watch people force their own heads into the ground.

Set phasers to "creeper"?

[miashi]

not a creeper. I would only do it to those i knew. haha

[Sumoben]

Set Phasers to... Michael Jackson's Thriller Song! =o

[Terrani]

Totally trademarked crotch grab? Must be where he keeps his "phaser".