Corrupt a Wish Thread

[Valcutio]

Completely ninja'd from other forums... but whatever. Rules are that somebody makes a wish and the next person corrupts it then makes another wish.

I wish this game would launch within the month.

[Jazzaiz]

haha it has already started

Granted, but then you lose your sight, so you can't play :p


I wish that the timer on this site was actually for Champions Online!

[mynameisjavits]

It turns out to be so but the draft is reinstated and you have no access to a PC where you are posted.

I wish I could fly by flapping my arms really hard.

[Valcutio]

I wish I could fly by flapping my arms really hard.

Granted, but you flap too hard and end up in space with no air.

I wish I had a taco machine that would make me a taco whenever I wanted.

[mynameisjavits]

Okay but it's taco bell brand and the lettuce has e. coli. :-( so sorry

I wish I could survive in a vacuum?

[Jazzaiz]

Okay but it's taco bell brand and the lettuce has e. coli. :-( so sorry

I wish I could survive in a vacuum?

granted, but then do get stuck in one, never able to leave.

I wish i had a role in Star Trek as one of the random crew members who dies when they go down to the planet...(happens a lot don't you think?)

[mynameisjavits]

You want to be a red shirt? Alrighty but you have to have a brief fling with the ship's android and people will remember only for that. (grrrr)

I wish Heath Ledger would suddenly pop out of someone's closet and be like "April Fool's!"

[IanD967]

granted! although still dressed up as The Joker you have a heart attack thinking he is going to kill you!

i wish the Achilies class is in STO

[Jonjah]

Granted! However you are never able to fly the ships...just see them docked!


I wish the dockworker had not been drinking on the job two days ago. (heehee)

[pyriel32]

Granted...He isn't drinking but has a heart attack and still the box drops breaking the statue with the fire opal anyway.

I wish people wouldn't make wishes about obscue movies like wishmaster.

[theodrick]

Granted, though, the vast majority of people are making wishes related to underground street performances that maybe 5 people ever see.

I wish i could discover a star system and name it after myself.

[Jazzaiz]

granted, but then the start system implodes on itself.

I wish i was in command of my own starship

[Cyjack]

I wish i was in command of my own starship

Granted, but it's in EVE online, and 3 seconds after embarking on your journey, you get PK ganked.



I wish people would stop recycling the same lame post count games on every game forum.

[Jazzaiz]

granted......then new ones come and they become old and boring....

I wish up was down and down was up

[yardbird]

Granted. Experienced in the exhilarating fashion of Frank Poole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbCsAlweJXk).

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I wish I had some Romulan Ale.

[pyriel32]

Granted.......but as you are about to take a sip the ATF kick down your door and take you to jail.

I wish SOE hadn't changed swg from the old format.

[Rilos]

Granted it is instead made a free online game and botting ruins much as SOE did.

I wish I knew what the counter was for...Chili?

[Warp_Speed]

No, the counter is instead how long you have to live!!!


I wish I knew who wrote the book of love........

[Jazzaiz]

Granted, but when you found out you were so disturbed you were sent to a mental hospital.

I wish i thought of a better wish.

[mynameisjavits]

Granted but as a result of your better wish you also stumble across a gold mine and become a millionaire. You go to Hawaii on your new personal jet. Unfortunately it disappears above the Pacific along with you. *plays taps*

I wish I could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

[Valcutio]

Granted but as a result of your better wish you also stumble across a gold mine and become a millionaire. You go to Hawaii on your new personal jet. Unfortunately it disappears above the Pacific along with you. *plays taps*

I wish I could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Granted, unfortunately you actually turn into a butterfly-bee hybrid insect and get squashed by a fly swatter.

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible whenever I chose. Purely for defending the girls' locker room from bad guys, of course. ;)

[mynameisjavits]

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible whenever I chose. Purely for defending the girls' locker room from bad guys, of course. ;)

Granted but when invisible you have an irresistible urge to monologue about your every step.
"Now I'm walking past the cute blo-" *SMACK* "How'd she know I was there!? I'm invisible!" *SMACK SMACK SMACK*


I wish I could find a copy of Star Trek: Bridge Commander that wasn't $60.

[Jonjah]

Granted! It's on Amazon.com and it's $60.99.

I wish I could win the jackpot on Mega Millions so I can be leaving the airport on vacation instead of heading there for work. :(

[pyriel32]

granted ... but as you get in line you are selected for screening and get a deep cavity by someone with very large hands.


I wish the I-phone would come out for my phone service

[Jazzaiz]

granted, but you can't afford it

i wish that my Ipod was unbroken.

[Thomas45]

Granted, if you had one :p

I wish i had 5000 posts.

[S-r-ex]

Granted, but there's a automatic ban on anyone who reaches 5000 posts

I wish Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field would dissapear.

[pyriel32]

granted as he sees the world for what it really is he dies of shock and apple closes down forever out of respect for the dead.

i wish the luna class starship would be in sto

[Ganondorf4]

i wish the luna class starship would be in sto
Granted, but STO will never be released.

I wish that Paris Hilton never existed.

[ElijahMrE]

Granted.... But, Britney Spears becomes the first Woman President of the United States...

I wish I could cryogenicly freeze myself and wake up to find out that we've made first contact and are part of some awesome federation of planets....

[Jonjah]

Granted...but you are all assimilated by the Borg 20 minutes after you wake up.

I wish that I could go to the Star Trek Con. :(

[Valcutio]

Granted, but you're forced to wear a Jarjar Binks costume the entire time you're there and it's really hot and sweaty.

I wish I was Jessica Alba's baby daddy.

[spartan547]

Granted, but she gave you STD's that force you to live inside a plastic bubble the rest of your life.

I wish Summer Glau was my girlfriend.

[Valikdu]

She is Lena's girlfriend already.

I want to learn how to play guitar.

[Commander_Daedelus]

Granted but you lose your hearing

I wish that i finally get my promotion at work.

[pyriel32]

granted as soon as you get it they lay you off

i wish i hadn't stayed up last night playing wow

[Ganondorf4]

i wish i hadn't stayed up last night playing wow
Granted, you stayed up all night watching reruns of Dora the Explorer.

I wish that I could come up with a better wish.

[Valcutio]

Granted, but since your last wish was so terrible your new wish is barely considered an improvement.

I wish I had a pot of gold.

[Valikdu]

Granted. It falls on your head.

I wish I had an angel <continue on>

[boz75]

Granted. It falls on your head.

I wish I had an angel <continue on>

Granted... I give you the Angel of Death

I wish I could go to Star Trek: The Experience before it closes

[Ganondorf4]

I wish I could go to Star Trek: The Experience before it closes

You do, but technical difficulties occur as you begin, shutting it down.

I wish I was in the land of cotton...

[Valikdu]

Granted. You're standing in the middle of a cotton field that is on fire.

I want an Epic Polaron Flux Caster of the Monkey.

[mynameisjavits]

Granted but you become posessed and think you ARE a monkey. You throw poo.

I wish certain members of the forum had more modesty in picking out their avatars.

[pyriel32]

granted all of the avatars are now grey squares

i wish i could bend time

[mynameisjavits]

Granted but only into a loop connecting at both ends.

I wish I could play human tetris

[Jonjah]

Granted however there are no more moves and the last guy on top has horrible B.O. and foot odor and no one is able to get out of the containment field.

I wish I could breathe naturally under water.

[mynameisjavits]

You discover this latent ability when you fall into a cess pool. Nobody notices you're in there and you're too busy having fun underwater at first to notice when they seal you in.

I wish I could dispose of bodily waste by having it turn into gaseous form and exit through my right finger tip. Stink gun ^_^

[Warp_Speed]

Well, it's close enough when you ask someone to "pull my finger". Instead of out of your finger, it still shoots out the po0p shoot.

I wish, when I have to go to work, I could just walk into a transporter, and be there in a blink of an eye and pay someone like AT&T $25 everytime I use it.

[mynameisjavits]

First of all that would get stinkin' expensive. Secondly, haven't you ever seen the move "The Fly"!? or for that matter remember when Kirk watched them test out the transporters!? Sheesh man there's just so many ways to corrupt that wish. Oh yeah, during transport you get mixed with someone's naughty materials that he was emailing himself. You now have permanent stilletos heels.


My wish is to stop wishing for so much crap.

[Valikdu]

Granted. You don't think any more.

I wish to meet Dima Bilan and beat the crap out of him with a large METAL stick.

[SEGA]

After the beating you pursue to run away, you trip, drop the METAL pipe and land on it.... it gets embedded up your rectum never to be removed.

I wish Sept 11th Never happened.

[Wizardling]

Granted, but instead, it was September 12th.

I wish...uhh...that I knew the name of every race in Star Trek that had a blue skin color!

[spartan547]

Granted, you learn their names during an intimate night with the males of said species.

I wish House Steiner would crawl under a rock on Tharkad and die.

[Valikdu]

Granted. *walks in in a Mad Cat* We kill all of them. Then all of you. Then everyone else.

I wish I had a portable nuclear device shaped like a matryoshka.

[Ganondorf4]

I wish I had a portable nuclear device shaped like a matryoshka.

Granted, but it goes critical after your power it up, causing a nuclear explosion that destroys you and your family, but leaves your worst enemy as a radioactive superhero.

I wish that I could get paid for sleeping.

[Word2BigBird]

Granted, but it is a 24-7 job, and you have the share a bunk bed with a black man with a large pen15

I wish I could fly through the air, the clouds and dance with alladins magic carpet. :cool:

[Valikdu]

A naked Jolene Blalock flies after you in a fighter and kills you with a polaron flux caster.

I wish I went to Metallica's concert last summer :(

[Word2BigBird]

Granted. But I am sending you back in time as a homless tranny hooker that performs oral sex for bananas. Enjoy the concert.

I wish I didn't have to worry about money ever again.

[mynameisjavits]

Granted. You are dead. No money worries :-)

I wish I hadn't sneezed while drinking chocolate milk just now.

[SEGA]

Granted, it was just Milk.

I wish I was a baller.

[Valikdu]

Granted. You were a baller before you fell from the stage and broke both legs.

I wish the <beep>ing Vista would just INSTALL and stop annoying me!
[when i fix a problem, it finds another one and won't install again]

[Stu1701]

I wish the <beep>ing Vista would just INSTALL and stop annoying me!
[when i fix a problem, it finds another one and won't install again]

Granted, Vista successfully installs... moments before blowing up your computer because Vista just sucks that much.

I wish to go to the bathroom right now.

[Valikdu]

It is locked.

I wish that the new enemy in STO will be the Wraith. There's reincarnated Tucker among them, after all.

[Stu1701]

I wish that the new enemy in STO will be the Wraith. There's reincarnated Tucker among them, after all.

Granted, but you're the first person they suck the life out of... sorry dude.

[Valcutio]

Granted, but you're the first person they suck the life out of... sorry dude.

I wish the poster before me would have made a wish.

[Word2BigBird]

I wish the poster before me would have made a wish.

Granted, but his wish is invisible and only I can see it so I will type it below. (Boy you'd think I was Joseph Smith with a statement like that haha)

I wish I was a ballerina and could wear my pink G-string outside in public areas with my pen15 tucked inbetween my legs.

[Ganondorf4]

I wish I was a ballerina and could wear my pink G-string outside in public areas with my pen15 tucked inbetween my legs.
Granted, but everyone now knows you're a perverted man and shuns you for eternity.

I wish that all the iPhones in the world would explode.

[Valikdu]

Granted.
***NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED***

I wish I had a KNIFE! ((c) Lucy Lawless)

[Stu1701]

I wish the poster before me would have made a wish.
Oops, I don't know how I forgot to type that in. My bad.
Granted.
***NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED***

I wish I had a KNIFE! ((c) Lucy Lawless)

Granted, but the knife slips out of your hand an stabs you in the foot.

I wish had a billion dollars!

[axcel.go]

Granted but then some guy named albert robbs your house and leaves you with your mother... I wish i had some ice cream.

[Stu1701]

Granted but then some guy named albert robbs your house and leaves you with your mother... I wish i had some ice cream.

Granted, but it's acid ice cream. You take on lick and you tongue is burned off.

I wish for a robot for Dr. Steel!

[Jonjah]

Granted but it's an anal rapeing robot who is hell bent on violating everyone in the audiance...too bad you went to his show that night. :( (hands you some preperation H.)

I wish that Dr. Steel would be my secret lover.

[Valcutio]

Granted, but he... cheats on you? Not sure how to corrupt that one.

I wish I had a pet robot that would cook for me.

[Stu1701]

I wish I had a pet robot that would cook for me.

Granted, but you get food poisoning and die. That's what happens when your robot uses Vista.

I wish I was at the lake right now.

[mynameisjavits]

Granted you're at the bottom of it in concrete shoes. Don't mess with us Italians :-)

I wish I had some Long Island Iced Tea.

[cotytheleech]

Unfortuanetly the black cows who are now out of work because of your "switch" to Long Island Ice Tea come stab you with 50 knives, decapitate you, and eat pieces of you.

I wish Recollection would stop saying "LAWL".

[mynameisjavits]

Granted he now says ROFLMAO. :-) and kicks all of the more ass for it.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weenie.

[cotytheleech]

But then little kids might sing, "My weenie has a first name, it's "JAVITS!" and then the cops would come arrest you for being a pedo.

I wish my cell phone's battery life wasn't like, 12 minutes.

[mynameisjavits]

Granted. It now has enough battery power to turn on then turn back off.

I wish I wasn't just called a pedo bear *_*

[cotytheleech]

Granted, but you have now messed with time and caused a temporal explosion, Captain Braxton of the timeship Relativity must now destroy you.

I wish I had the Star Trek series on DVD.

[axcel.go]

Granted, but you have now messed with time and caused a temporal explosion, Captain Braxton of the timeship Relativity must now destroy you.

I wish I had the Star Trek series on DVD.

Granted.. but the set came all scratched and wouldn't play, I wish I could switch worlds...

[spartan547]

Granted, but you switch to the Terminator universe Earth and you arrive just after Skynet has killed the last of humanity. But look on the bright side, at least you get killed by a hot female Terminator.

I wish that Star Trek XI came out in December instead of next year.

[cotytheleech]

Granted, but you will miss the suprise visit by Publisher's Clearing House.

I wish I could mess with my school schedule enough that it actually works out the way I want it.

[Vulcan_Sipho]

granted but you mess up the school schedules of the rest of your school and they hunt you down and slap you silly?

i wish people were leet like me.
secondary wish, i wish they would do away with stupid timer between post.

[Valikdu]

My personal 1337-o-meter shows higer numbers than yours. Ha ha ha.

I wish there was a contunuation of Nexus: The Jupiter Incident.

[Valcutio]

My personal 1337-o-meter shows higer numbers than yours. Ha ha ha.

I wish there was a contunuation of Nexus: The Jupiter Incident.

Granted but you're the only viewer and it gets cancelled.

I wish I could cast a fireball spell.

[Generic77]

Granted, but everytime you use it, you become the fireball.

I wish that incredible powers of persuasion.

[Malsonic]

Granted, but after years and years of everyone agreeing with you and never disagreeing; you become bored with life and kill yourself.

I wish I had Nanites living inside me to control cell regrowth, tissue repairs, etc..... (This should be easy to corrupt)

[Valikdu]

Yeah. Resistance is futile.

I wish I had a cookie

[pyriel32]

granted... when you go to dunk it the cookie crumbles and fall into the glass of milk.

i wish my friggen dvd player would work

[Jonjah]

Granted...however, you'll never know because it's only working in another dimension. :)
I wish I could be watching "Dexter" the second season right now. (scowles at Pyriel's DVD player)

[cjdaweasel]

Granted, but it turns out that George Lucas has Dexter digitally replaced by a walkie-talkie.

I wish that transporters actually existed.

[bloom501]

Granted, but on your first teleport your feet become hands and hands become your feet.

I wish Big Macs only had 10 calories

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted, Bic Macs are now 1 gram in size.

I wish I had a FTL capable ship.

[Valcutio]

Granted, Bic Macs are now 1 gram in size.

I wish I had a FTL capable ship.

Granted, but there's only enough fuel to get into space at which point you run out.

I wish Scarlet Johannson suddenly realized she was in love with me.

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted, but there's only enough fuel to get into space at which point you run out.

I wish Scarlet Johannson suddenly realized she was in love with me.

Granted, but Scarlet Johannson is suffering from advanced leprosy.

I wish I had all of Supermans powers.

[SilverSuit]

Granted, but suddenly a load of kryptonite suddenly falls down on you, so you die.

I wish... that I got a life-time subscription to STO when it comes out (yes, I know: easy to corrupt :( )

[AaronH]

Granted,

And the game comes out next week,

And is the best game in the history of videogames,

And completely revolutionaizes the whole of gaming,

Unfortunately you go blind tomorrow.

I wish the universe really did run on love!

[SilverSuit]

Ok, but everyone loves you so much that they all come to sit on your lap, and you are crushed by all the weight.

I wish I had a LED.

[SilverSuit]

Ok I'll corrupt my own wish: The LED fries me because it has 194892375165104 volts of electricity flowing through it :(

I wish that I win the STO drawing :D

[pyriel32]

granted as soon as you get your character someone hacks your account and you never get it back

i wish i didn't have to cut my grass tomorrow

[Kuroji]

Granted. Your lawn is now on fire, better put it out before it spreads to the house.

Oh I wish I were in Dixie, hooray, hooray...

[pyriel32]

granted you are in Deliverance ......SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY SQUEAL! You sure gots a purty mouth.

I wish shadowrun was real.

[Bailo]

It never existed in the first place and your just losing your mind.

I wish the British won the olympics

[SilverSuit]

They do, but then you wake up :D

I wish that more people would join my XFire guild...

[Jonjah]

Granted but then your computer's hard drive catches fire and your virtually screwed.

I wish that I could have a polution free flying vehicle.

[themua]

Ok, but the only way to get that is if environmentalists ruled the world......

I wish that I owned a gas company :D

[SilverSuit]

Ok, you do, but I own your competitor :P

I wish that I had one speck of dust.

[Jonjah]

Granted, now you have everything. :D

I wish Homer Simpson never harvested the homeless man's soul.

[Tinkywinkie]

Granted, but you discover you are allergic to dust and die.

I wish I had three wishes

[EnsignSkylarkThibedeau]

You did but wasted them

I wish I was on TV

[Jonjah]

Granted however you weigh to much and end up w/ glass in your bum.
I wish someone would have posted to my previous post.

[Tinkywinkie]

They did but you missed it.

I wish me and Alicia Silverstone have lots of babies.

[SilverSuit]

They do, meaning you don't say that, meaning that they don't, meaning that you said that, etc..

I wish ST:O came out tomorrow and that nothing could possibly go wrong with anyone or anything for the rest of time.
EDIT: Oh come on lolz, I was making one up but you got there first :(

[Jonjah]

Granted however since nothing bad can happen to anyone or anything...there are no battles or fighting allowed between players and npc's of the game.

I wish upon a star.........

[SilverSuit]

You do, but the star is lonely so you end up next to it...

I wish that this forum would stay as active as it is right now.

[Zap-Robo]

It stays active, but by spam-bots and not actual people.

I wish to be able to grant my own wishes...

[SilverSuit]

ok, but someone else wishes that off of you for spite.

I wish for a time machine.

[Tinkywinkie]

You get your time machine, but changes you make in the past undo your wish

I wish I could summon all knowledge and use it for the greater good (and excellent put downs in arguments)

[SilverSuit]

Ok, but one of the greater good things you have to do is replace someone who is stuck inside of a black hole with yourself

I wish for a ford mustang.

[Tinkywinkie]

You get it but it turns out to be one of those little matchbox cars.

I wish the next poster would corrupt this wish.

[SilverSuit]

The next poster decides that he will, but then a paradox happens returning everything to the way it was before you posted :D

I want a real ford mustang

[Jonjah]

granted however it's a V-8 Turbo and you can't afford the gas to drive it.

I wish I had a 4 cyl VDub Bug. heehee...beep beep

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted, but it doesn't come with wheels.

I wish I had a driver's licence.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, but you get pulled for a DUI and get it taken away.


I wish I had a million bucks so paying for this game wouldn't be that diificult.

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted, but then I steal it to pay for my gaming experience.

I wish I owned a starship.

[hdspidergirl24]

Your starship gets stolen by the same person you stole the million bucks from and sells it for an awesome profit.

I wish I could smoke on starships.

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. Unfortunately, you light up one in engineering and the whole ship blows up. You manage to escape in some miraculous way in an escape pod, but end up having to land on Ceti Alpha V. There you become a victim of the treachery of the hauntingly good-looking Khan.

I wish I were a yellow submarine.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, but you got four guys, John, Paul, Ringo and George, and an orchestra playing in your belly as you somehow manage to get off course and end up in Russia.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[Kuroji]

You end up with a lovely bunch of coconuts, but now have a song about them sitting in a row stuck inside your head.

I wish my roommate would quit inviting people over at all hours who act like idiots.

[Valikdu]

He's dead, Jim.

Imma do things that I wanna do (c)

[Picards_Fish]

"He's dead, Jim.

Imma do things that I wanna do (c)"

But your underwear are so large you can never work out enough to fit them (Assuming that's from Weezer)

I wish Jean-Luc would expand my fish tank

[hdspidergirl24]

He would have to climb in and have sex with his boyfriend to do so.

I wish Beverly Crusher was my mother.

[Valikdu]

Shut Up Wesley.

I wish I had a Core 2 Extreme

[SilverSuit]

You get it, but Intel releases a new SUPER-UBER chip the next day that is so cheap/good it makes your chip obsolete overnight and you spent all your money on that core 2 extreme.

I wish I had a wish that I can't waste.

[dauntlesstrekker]

You get that wish, then you recycle it.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

[Jonjah]

granated...your summoned to Death by OOGOO!

I wish Q wasn't such a Q.

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. Q is an R.

[Jonjah]

Umm....U didn't make a wish...

I wish Vulcan's could be a little more logical

[dauntlesstrekker]

Seeing as this Vulvan has realized that wishing is a highly illogical thing to do and thus did not make a wish in their previous post, your wish has already been granted.

But, it would also be illogical not to wish in this game, as the object of the game is to wish.

Therefore, I wish I had an iTouch.

[Jonjah]

Granted, however it shuts off and no matter what you do it won't turn back on. :rolleyes:silly mac's.

I wish I had a Mocha Frapaccino right now. mmmmmmmmm:p

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. But then Q comes along and transforms it into an Earl Grey Tea.

[dauntlesstrekker]

I wish I could stop forgetting to wish.

[Jonjah]

granted...however your granted wish fails. You are doomed. duh duh duh!

I wish for a green one eyed monster named Winky! (he's very cuddly with fuzzy pj's and moo cow slippers)

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. But the monster is purple with green spots, has two eyes, a nasal voice, and is named Barney.

I wish I were an emoticon :cool:.

[Jonjah]

Granted however it looks more like :confused: and not :cool:

I wish for a yummy plate of lasagna

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. But then I transport into your house and eat it.

I wish I could stop eating my Indiana Jones themed M&Ms. (Mint Crisp...mmmm...)

[Jonjah]

Granted....you get apeendicitis and must be rushed to the hospital.

I wish I had my lasagna back...:(

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. You have it delivered to your door by Ambassador Sarek himself.

I wish it wasn't currently 1:02am.

[Jonjah]

Granted...you now live 5 time zones away. :)

I wish "Chef" from Southpark was my baby's daddy!

[Fester]

granted, but now you have the clap
I wish everyday was my birthday

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. Within weeks you die of old age.

I wish I wasn't going to bed right now due to many terrible fatigue after a day of hanging out at malls and at the harbourfront.

[ZeRoCooL157]

Granted.

Then, you die 24 hours later due to exhaustion.

I wish there were no more griefers in the world.

[Jonjah]

granted, however, all game play in MMO's would be dull and mindnumbing.

I wish the clap was named something less happy sounding.

[Fester]

Granted, its now named Jonjah
I wish i could play star trek online right now

[Jonjah]

granted however it's not to your liking. Hmmm...how shall I say...to complex a game for you.

I wish for pleasing sleep after a full tummy of lasagna.

[shewhosighs]

granted, but it gave you the runs, and now you fart cheese

I wish I had the ability to shape shift

[Valikdu]

You can now shapeshift into "Tay Zonday" form.

I wish I had an iPod.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, however, the next day there's a press release saying Apple is taking them off the market due to the overwhelming malfunctions that have been reported, and they're not giving a refund. Sorry.


I wish my roommates would stop yelling at each other.

[Valcutio]

Granted, however, the next day there's a press release saying Apple is taking them off the market due to the overwhelming malfunctions that have been reported, and they're not giving a refund. Sorry.


I wish my roommates would stop yelling at each other.

Granted, but instead of yelling at eachother they start beating eachother up and end up kicking your butt.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted. A college marching band comes through your room and plays pop and circumstance until you bleed from your ears.

I wish I had quieter roommates.

[shewhosighs]

Granted, but they are all pyscho ninjas waiting for you to fall asleep so they can steal your cookies and make you wear them.

I wish my grandma chewed generic bubble gum

[Fester]

granted, she gets suffocated after a bubble blowing incident.
I wish for a pet monkey

[Valikdu]

*click* *bang* What monkey?

I wish I had a mech

[SilverSuit]

Granted, but shortly afterwards it is infected with a virus and turns on you...
I wish I had a wish that I can't waste.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, but you accidently wish for a Pepsi and get a coke instead.

I wish I were a Tribble.

[Jonjah]

granted, however you sufficate in a matter of a few minutes due to their overwelming reproduction rate.

I wish my job ran on logic instead of insane stupididty.

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted, but your job becomes so logical and predictable that it loses all fun or variability.

I wish there had been more seasons of Futurama.

[pyriel32]

granted you are found to be illogical and are fired

i wish janeway hadn't gone to the super cube like q had asked her

[Fester]

Granted, but your job becomes so logical and predictable that it loses all fun or variability.

I wish there had been more seasons of Futurama.

Granted, bender and fry die in the season 7 twist ending,
I wish i was 1/2 fish, 1/4, bird and 1/4 human.

[BCSJake]

I wish i had trillions of pounds

[Fester]

I wish i had trillions of pounds

(remember to grant/corrupt the above posters wish before making your own)

Granted but you now Weigh trillions of pounds and your
body crushes your internal organs killing you instantly

I wish i had some taffy

[Cuddles]

Granted, but the taffy keeps getting bigger and bigger in your mouth until you dislocate your jaw. Then someone tells a really funny joke and it hurts you to laugh.

I wish STO had been finished and was being released this week.

[Lendosan]

STO is released, but is just Eve Online Skinned.

I wish I could get onto the Beta for STO.

[Cuddles]

STO is released, but is just Eve Online Skinned.

I wish I could get onto the Beta for STO.

Granted, but like all Betas the game is buggy and you get frustrated. You lose all hope of every playing the final product and commit suicide.

I wish I had breakfast.

[Lendosan]

Granted, but like all Betas the game is buggy and you get frustrated. You lose all hope of every playing the final product and commit suicide.

I wish I had breakfast.

Granted, but the beans are cold, the bacon soggy and everything is under cooked.

I wish i was in bed.

[Cuddles]

Granted, but while you sleep the tooth fairy steals all your teeth. And your toes.

I wish Stewie from family guy was evil again.

[Lendosan]

Granted, but while you sleep the tooth fairy steals all your teeth. And your toes.

I wish Stewie from family guy was evil again.

Stewie becomes evil, but it causes him to turn to drink and drugs and eventually he turns into a fat bloated star and never acts again.

I wish my girlfriend would get home already!

[Cuddles]

Granted, but she comes home with her new girlfriend. And dumps you.


I wish for a wish.

[thelionwaits]

Granted, but your wish comes with the provision that Bubba the Serial Buggerer arrives to wreak havoc upon your pets and the tailpipe of your vehicle.

I wish for a pizza.

[SilverSuit]

Granted, but it's 20 years old.

I wish for a speck of dust.

[Cuddles]

Granted but it eats you alive.

I wish i didn't have to put a wish after corrupting someone else's.

CUDDLES THE CORRUPTER!

[Vulcan_Sipho]

denied all must place a wish.

i wish cuddles would turn into a tribble instead of a kitty.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, but your Tribble is only half a Tribble and half a kitty. Pretty soon, you have a million and one Tribties and suffocate you while you sleep.

I wish for more time in the day.

[Fester]

granted but now night never comes and you go insane from not being able to sleep

i wish i could breath underwater

[Cuddles]

Granted but your blood requires argon to not oxygen...

I wish i wasn't so tired all the time.

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted, but feeling full of energy you go out for a run and get hit by a car.

I wish I had a device that let me see all future episodes of my favorite tv shows.

[Cuddles]

Granted but all your favourite TV shows get cancelled as soon as you obtain said device.

I wish they delivered Red Bull Energy Drinks to your door.

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted but the delivery guy is a crook and ties you up in the closet while he wrecks your home.

I wish I owned a major TV network station.

[PraetorianHistorian]

Granted but the delivery guy is a crook and ties you up in the closet while he wrecks your home.

I wish I owned a major TV network station.

Granted but you now own the Home Shopping Network where they sell nothing but pink sweaters with pictures of kittens on them.

I wish I lived in the 18th century and was a General in the Prussian Army.

[Lendosan]

Granted but you now own the Home Shopping Network where they sell nothing but pink sweaters with pictures of kittens on them.

I wish I lived in the 18th century and was a General in the Prussian Army.

Granted, but you die in an extremely savage skirmish.

I wish I could see where the PvP thread went too...

[Cuddles]

Granted but it gets locked, you get hit by a wave of depression and throw yourself off a bridge. But you don't die, the ambulance takes you to the hospital and after your physical wounds are healed you are locked up in an insane asylum and the key thrown away.

I wish I had some breakfast.

[dauntlesstrekker]

Granted. You find a half-eaten apple in the dumpster.

I wish for some corn on the cob.

[pyriel32]

granted you hae some but for some reasone it is slimy but not from butter.

i wish the new Dresden files book was out.

[Cuddles]

Granted but its one page long and contains only one word "Sesquipidaelian"

I wish to own my own formula 1 team.

[spacegg]

Granted, but your tail got caught in the fan-belt.

I wish I had a gold medal.

[Jonjah]

granted, however it's now your brian.

I wish federal law would ban stupid people from flying aboard any form of aircraft.

[Cuddles]

Granted... but federal law bans stupid people from doing anything. I tried corrupting this one... i really did!!!!


I wish ST:O was out already....

[Jonjah]

Granted, and it's the most wonderful thing we as trekkies have ever dreamed about. Unfortunatly, it realy is a dream and you wake up mad as hadies and end up going to jail for kicking puppies in your neighborhood. :(

I wish um........for.....um.........yeah. That one thing that um.......over there.....um...no....:confused: Bahh....I wish I could come up w/ a wish that was worth wishing instead of stammering like a baffoon. LOL...baffoon. Sounds like baboon.....Hey. Wait a minute here, :( I'm not a red a$$ed primate. (shakes fist in air) Fragen word games.

[Arcturus]

Granted, but everyone still thinks you wished for something stupid.

I wish I could control the world with my mind so that when an attractive female police officer catches me riding my bike on the grass she says Oy! you can't ride your bike on the grass! and I say "Oh no?" and all her clothes fall off, and she scrambles to get them off, but I see everything, I see it all. Then I ride off, on the grass.

[Cuddles]

Granted. But the same thing happens to you, and everyone in the park laughs at you.

I with that ST:O WERE OUT ALREADY!!!! HURRY UP CRYPTIC! Release the game mission by mission if you have to. Ill still pay 80 dollars for 2 hours of gameplay!

[Fester]

granted, but the game is so buggy that it crashes after the login screen

I wish for world peace

[Cuddles]

Granted, but the crime rate goes up to 100% and you get raped by a 9 year old transvestite.


I wish for an inventive wish.

[BCSJake]

i wish that i had a time machine that worked forever without needing any power to work :) hehehe

[geust01]

*Ignores the last guy

I wish that the new manned mars rocket was unveiled tomorrow from japan out of good humor after being under secret wraps for a blast off in three days.

[Cuddles]

You have to corrupt the wish....

that's the most fun part :D

[spacegg]

Yes, but you too have been ignored.

I wish I may, I wish I might, get the wish I wish tonight.. (really leaving myself open on this one..)

[Jonjah]

Granted...you are now in bed w/ a 350 lb bald white guy named Bubba and he has you tied up hog style...oh did I forget to mention..your wearing a pink bunny suit w/ the ass cut out of it. :) :D Have fun Eggy poo! (giggles)

I wish the easter bunny weren't crying right now. :( Poor bunny.

[Cuddles]

Granted. But he gets angry and morphs into Rambo.


I wish they made mor Yes Minister.

[Jonjah]

Granted, however having the show air more episodes causes the BBC to take over the world. LOL.

I wish men still wore kilts.

[Cuddles]

Granted. But they stop bothering to use bathrooms to go to the toilet and just leave their excrement all over the place like Horses.

I wish i had my drivers license (i could probably do something about it but im too lazy...)

[Jonjah]

granted, however you lose it on your way out of the DMV.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[Cuddles]

Granted, but you still need 8 hours of sleep, and you cannot get to sleep until 4am before that 6am start, leaving you sleepy the whole day anyway.

I wish that everyone who used the internet had been licensed to do so.

[spacegg]

Granted, only they are all bald , weigh over 350 lbs & are related to Bubba. Oh, & I forgot to mention that your the judge at their annual farting contest. :eek:

I wish I could trick JonJah into revealing her own secret desires.. by making her use her imagination when I leave this wish missing until the next day...

[Jonjah]

I can't grant your wish, because you didn't give me a wish to grant. However, I believe your wish is to find a way out of being hog tied. Unfortunatly Easter Bunny....I can't grant your wish...Bubba is just far to strong for the likes of me. :D I'll make sure to sell all the pictures for extra money though.

I wish the easter bunny could think of pain as a Klingon would.

P.S. no getting out of it w/ editing your post Spacegg! :p Bad Bad easter bunny!

[Ardine]

I would grant that wish, but everytime you get the easter bunny and a Klingon in the same room together, the klingon eats the bunny.

I wish I had synthetic robotic super human legs.

[spacegg]

Granted, but they malfunction & you run over a cliff while holding a red ballon.

I wish I had a mom's apple pie.

[Lendosan]

Granted, but its been "American Pied"

I wish I could find an RP fleet!

[Ardine]

Granted, but you have to play the fool.

I wish I wasnt a cell phone sales person anymore.

[PraetorianHistorian]

Granted but you become a shoe salesman instead.

I wish I could time travel.

[pyriel32]

Granted... you go back in time and somehow you become your on grandpa.

i wish the new star trek movie was out .

[Cuddles]

Granted. But you have a heart attack while purchasing your ticket, roll out of the theatre and get hit by a bus.

I wish i understood C++

[Fester]

granted but the rush of new information about C++ causes your head to melt

I wish that i could control the weather

[spacegg]

Granted, but after your first attempt you are transformed into an idiot who drives a taxi on a sitcom.

I wish I had a hollodeck.

[Jonjah]

Granted only once you go inside, you are never able to leave.

I wish I could fly like a bird in the sky.

[spacegg]

Granted, only your dressed up like Big Bird & thrown from an airplane.

I wish I was at a summer BBQ party.

[Cuddles]

Granted, but you are the main course.

I wish I had 6 litres of chocolate milk/

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, but after your first attempt you are transformed into an idiot who drives a taxi on a sitcom.

I wish I had a hollodeck.

Easy with the taxi jokes. I'm a cab driver, FYI.


@Cuddles:
Granted, but then Troi suddenly appears, drinks it all and then disappears.

I wish I could be in Starfleet.

[Cuddles]

Granted, but you are under my command as Ensign Ricky.

I wish i had 6 litres of beer.

[hdspidergirl24]

Granted, but you find yourself in Ireland with no beer.

I wish I had a free lifetime subscription to STO.

[spacegg]

Granted, but the ship your assigned to captain has a back seat full of garbage & smells like vomit.

I wish I had a sense of humour.

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted, you can now tell very funny racists jokes.

I wish I had Q´s powers.

[Fester]

granted but sex for you is only touching finger tips
I wish it was raining

[Jonjah]

granted, you have a personal cloud following you everywhere.


I wish I didn't have to go to the store today.

[thelionwaits]

Granted, but since you stay home you witness within an hour: A mugging, a horrible traffic accident involving a bus and a truck full of live poultry, a parachute accident, 7 drive by shootings, and an asteroid crashes into your place of residence.



Oh an your car's out of gas.


I wish people would quit with all of the drama.

[pyriel32]

granted... everyone is dead

i wish jonjah's monitor han't blew up last night

[thelionwaits]

Granted except now it's Jonjah that's exploded.

I wish to not have my wish granted.

[Fester]

granted, but instead of not granting your wish i granted it...muahhhhaaahh feel my wrath!!
I wish to know endless pleasure

[spacegg]

Granted.. Hello Fester, nice to meet you !

I wish I could play all day.

[shewhosighs]

Granted, but you're stuck in a never ending game of tiddly winks

I wish I never had a headache

[Grig]

Granted, but you're stuck in a never ending game of tiddly winks

I wish I never had a headache

Granted, you find the cure for your headache, but the cure caused your arms to go shorter an you have an itch you cant reach now.

want swg back up live so i can go back playing dispite what people think since most who left pre cu are coming back now.

[Fester]

Granted.. Hello Fester, nice to meet you !

I wish I could play all day. /purrrr /wink /wink

"want swg back up live so i can go back playing dispite what people think since most who left pre cu are coming back now."

granted but you are the only player

I wish i could play all musical instruments, each with the grace of a trained master.

[spacegg]

Granted, only when they heard you were coming they all left again..

I wish people wouldn't talk with their mouths full. :(

[Lendosan]

Granted, only when they heard you were coming they all left again..

I wish people wouldn't talk with their mouths full. :(

Granted, instead they scream at you until your ears bleed.

I wish that I didn't have to work.

[Valikdu]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could go back to yesterday. */y FEAR OF THE DAAAAARK!!! /hair_wave*

[Cuddles]

Granted, but it got eaten by langoliers and you die.

I wish my room was 2 degrees celcius warmer.

[Wyrminarrd]

Granted, your room as been transported to a third world country that´s 2 degrees warmer then where you were.

I wish that Hollywood would make more great action flicks.

[Lendosan]

Granted, but it got eaten by langoliers and you die.

I wish my room was 2 degrees celcius warmer.

Granted, but the slight temperature increase causes your thermometer to explode which causes you death by mercury inhalation.

I wish that I had more time to mess around at home!

[SilverSuit]

Granted, but then you accidentally create a miniature singularity which traps your entire house for the rest of time :)

I wish I had a piece of paper which could not harm me in any way, shape, or form and which would protect me from anything life-threatening and any disease and anything else bad ;)

[pyriel32]

granted they make 23 more die hard movies and make Rambo:the nurseing home years.

i wish they had givein me my cheese on my quater pounder wih cheese.