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Valcutio
07-27-2008, 11:10 PM
Ask me a question and I'll consult Spock who's conveniently sitting behind me.
onicat
07-27-2008, 11:15 PM
Why is the sky blue on earth?
superzero
07-27-2008, 11:15 PM
Dear Spock,
what happened to the OP's name!?
Ruthlessgravity
07-27-2008, 11:15 PM
whats it like being dead and coming back to life?
wade.mcgillis
07-27-2008, 11:26 PM
@Ruthlessgravity:
He told Bones that he needs to die in order to talk about that subject. Have you died?
zethris
07-27-2008, 11:30 PM
Spock,
What was it like gallivanting all over in some sort of star ship on some kind of star trek for so long?
Ruthlessgravity
07-27-2008, 11:30 PM
@Ruthlessgravity:
He told Bones that he needs to die in order to talk about that subject. Have you died?
I cant say that I remember...
wade.mcgillis
07-27-2008, 11:35 PM
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Ezmir
07-27-2008, 11:48 PM
Why is Spock sitting behind you?
wareve
07-27-2008, 11:51 PM
How often do you say live long and prosper?
Valcutio
07-27-2008, 11:55 PM
Dear Spock,
what happened to the OP's name!?
Spock told me to tell you the following:
"It's logical to assume that either there were too many people registering at once or there were tribbles in the system."
Then he ran off to take the top bunkbed. Spock hates getting bottom bunk. That means the rest of your questions will need to wait till morning.
Quince
07-27-2008, 11:57 PM
What feelings do you feel?
We know you're emotional.
Guncknow
07-28-2008, 12:51 AM
i shot my cat and he died
Why?
warptrosse
07-28-2008, 04:33 AM
the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Chekov
07-28-2008, 07:23 AM
Is it neccesary for your ears to be pointy?
Word2BigBird
07-28-2008, 09:07 AM
Would you kiss Chekov if he promised to kiss you back? :D
Valcutio
07-28-2008, 05:43 PM
Why is Spock sitting behind you?
Spock told me to tell you this:
"I'm currently studying the behavior of the common forum geek in his natural environment. It really is fascinating."
He then went into the kitchen to finish off my Funyuns. Honestly, I think he's here just to sponge off me and eat my food. I'd kick him out but then I'd have some very angry Trekkies to deal with.
Valcutio
07-28-2008, 05:45 PM
the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Spock rolled his eyes and told me to tell you this:
"To live long and prosper. Duh."
Cookiepig
07-28-2008, 06:59 PM
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
milesobrien
07-28-2008, 08:01 PM
Dear Spock,
Thanks for selling out to the rommies.
-Miles
AlienOverlord
07-28-2008, 08:12 PM
I'm going to get really suspicious if one of Spock's answers is 'Answer hazy. Ask again later'
:)
Warp_Speed
07-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Can you teach me your super secret Spock-Fu? I am worthy mater, I am worthy! :)
warptrosse
07-29-2008, 04:20 AM
Spock rolled his eyes and told me to tell you this:
"To live long and prosper. Duh."
42
can you explain why is 42?
Meraxa
07-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Why werent you there when Kirk died? (both first and second time)
Mr. Spock...
Oh blast i couldn't even speak or ask anything were i to confront that legend!
GlassEye
07-29-2008, 05:18 PM
Ah what about that girl you left behind on that one colony with the four kids?
Ah what about that girl you left behind on that one colony with the four kids?
How did you kn... *ahum* wasn't me! :o
Signal
07-29-2008, 06:34 PM
Ask me a question and I'll consult Spock who's conveniently sitting behind me.
Do you ever smile?
Valcutio
07-29-2008, 10:51 PM
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Spock told me to tell you this:
"One."
Not sure he gets the whole lawyer jokes thingy...
Valcutio
07-29-2008, 10:57 PM
Do you ever smile?
Spock told me to tell you this:
"No. Your avatar must be photoshopped."
Pfft... I caught him watching South Park and busting up the other day.
Dear Spock,
Even for a well disciplined Vulcan such as yourself, do you not find it hard to laugh at Kirk when he becomes...well very melodramatic?
Saren
07-30-2008, 12:41 PM
Spock told me to tell you this:
"I'm currently studying the behavior of the common forum geek in his natural environment. It really is fascinating."
He then went into the kitchen to finish off my Funyuns. Honestly, I think he's here just to sponge off me and eat my food. I'd kick him out but then I'd have some very angry Trekkies to deal with.
Father does find "stardom" quite fascinating. They bring him [I]dor[I]
Saren
cha'Spock, son of Sarek
Valcutio
07-30-2008, 11:51 PM
I'm going to get really suspicious if one of Spock's answers is 'Answer hazy. Ask again later'
:)
Spock told me to tell you this:
"Concentrate and ask again. Outlook not so good."
Starhammer
07-31-2008, 05:54 AM
42
can you explain why is 42?
The answer is 42.
The question is "What is 6 x 9?"
True logical enlightenment comes from understanding why 42 is the correct answer.
Valcutio
08-01-2008, 02:02 AM
The answer is 42.
The question is "What is 6 x 9?"
True logical enlightenment comes from understanding why 42 is the correct answer.
Spock told me to tell you this:
"Only John Cleese knows the correct question."
Not sure what he means.
Tribble
08-01-2008, 11:38 AM
Spock told me to tell you the following:
"It's logical to assume that either there were too many people registering at once or there were tribbles in the system."
Yup, we we're in the system alright.
Valcutio
08-02-2008, 06:21 PM
Yup, we we're in the system alright.
Spock told me to tell you this:
"Figures."
He's such a smartass sometimes.
LordDave
08-02-2008, 08:51 PM
Dear Spock:
What would be the most logical course of action in dealing with people who desire nothing more then to make your gaming experience frustrating using inappropriate words, misspelled words, words that make no sense, and in game harassment?
Valcutio
08-03-2008, 07:19 PM
Dear Spock:
What would be the most logical course of action in dealing with people who desire nothing more then to make your gaming experience frustrating using inappropriate words, misspelled words, words that make no sense, and in game harassment?
Spock told me to tell you this:
"Vulcan Deathgrip... or the ingame ignore command. Whichever your preference."
He keeps talking about this deathgrip but I've never seen him use it. I think he's all talk. Of course I've seen him use the nerve pinch on a door to door salesman the other day.
DevilHawk
08-04-2008, 01:04 PM
Dear Spock: T'Pol or 7of9 ?
Valcutio
08-04-2008, 04:30 PM
Dear Spock: T'Pol or 7of9 ?
Spock told me to tell you this:
"I'm unsure what your question is but I'll assume you mean either attractiveness or fighting prowess. In either case I find that T'Pol would be the victor. She is, after all, a vulcan."
Tcha, right. I caught him watching reruns of Voyager in his pajamas the other night. I didn't ask questions.
spartan547
08-04-2008, 09:39 PM
Other than Star Trek what science fiction movies and TV shows and franchises do you enjoy? Or do you not waste your time with fanciful literature from an pre warp civilization?
Valcutio
08-08-2008, 11:44 PM
Other than Star Trek what science fiction movies and TV shows and franchises do you enjoy? Or do you not waste your time with fanciful literature from an pre warp civilization?
Spock told me to tell you this:
"I love art of all mediums and varieties and that of the 20th century Earth is no different. Star Wars is quite entertaining. I find the concept of light sabers to be most fascinating. Such a dangerous weapon is, of course, impractical but the symbolism is quite interesting."
I think somebody has saber envy....