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Kaybok
10-14-2009, 05:05 PM
Just received this via email:



Dear Star Trek Online Closed Beta Applicant,

We planned to launch Star Trek Online's Closed Beta in 2009 but due to rampant dissatisfaction from the player base on the forums we will delay the Beta until 2015. Until then we ask the players patience as we implement the following additions & changes:


Ship Interiors (Starfleet Only - Klingon interiors will be added in 2018)
Player Factions: Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Caitian, Kzinti, Horta, Tribble, Kirkians.
Player Tutorials: Klingon, Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Horta, Tribble
Holodeck Games: 3D-Chess, Parrises Squares, Anbo-jitsu, Dabo, Tongo, Dom-jot, Kal-toh, Strategema
Ship Tiers: Akira from T2 to T4, Galaxy from T3 to T4, Sovereign from T4 to T5.
Ship Catagories: Move Intrepid from Science to Cruiser. Move Akira from Escort to Carrier.
3D Space Mechanics: Allow free 3D movement in space - rolls, loops, twists, etc. (Be aware that ventral/dorsal shields remain fixed at 100% no matter how much they are damaged. This will encourage players to remain on the same plane during combat.)
Klingon Faction: Remove House vs. House PvP, Add additional PvE content to match Federation PvE
Factions: Add PvE content for Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Horta, Tribble.
Ships: Add ships for Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Horta, Tribble. (# of ships must match Federation to avoid player dissatisfaction).
Weapons: Remove unlimited torpedoes, create mechanics for Star Base resupply.
Weapons: Revamp weapon fire arcs - Watch all Star Trek series to make sure firing arcs are cannon only.
Economy: Remove Federation credits. Federation players must now trade items instead of buying items with currency.
Player Ship Crews: Create functionality for all PC bridge crews. Bridge stations to include: Helm, Tactical, Ops, Science, Engineering, 1st Officer, Captain, Ships Councilor, Aux Control.
Ranks: Remove rank of Admiral. This rank is now only held by NPCs.
Ranks: The starting rank is now Ensign for Federation. (Klingon ranks TBD in 2020).
Player Advancement: Now with PC Bridge Crews, players must advance through the ranks on their ship - promotions only come through the Captain of your ship (start kissing up now!).
Player Advancement: Captains not allowed to promote members of their crew until they have logged at least 2 years (real world time) at their assigned bridge duty station (player demanded cannon realism).
Player Advancement: Since each ship will need a Captain at launch, ships will start out with a NPC Captain. This NPC will monitor your duty stations. The first PC to log 15 years (requested realism) at a duty station will reach the rank of Captain. (Players owning Lifetime Subscriptions are excluded).
Klingon Bridge Play: Klingon players can advance the same on their ships as the Federation. However any Klingon PC wishing to advance may "challenge" their superior officer to usurp their position. If the challenger is successful his superior will be reduced in rank to take his/her's previous position. If the challenger is defeated by the superior, the superior may allow him/her to remain in their position or kill them (see Player Death Revamp below).
Player Costumes: Add Miniskirts for female and male officers.
Ship Tiers: Move Akira back to T2, Galaxy back to T3 (player request - 52.7% want these moved back so we will).
Playable Borg: Create mechanics for PC control of Borg vessels. Each vessel must have a minimum of 50 players. All players must press the same keyboard commands at the same time in order for the Borg vessel to respond. (Recommend ventrilo or team-speak for coordinated efforts).
Playable Borg: Create mechanics for assimilation of any non-Borg PC. Assimilated PC will be forced to join the PC bridge play of the Borg vessel. The more PC's assimilated the greater ability your Borg vessel has to regenerate shields & armor.
Servers: Remove shard system. Replace with 10 North American Servers, 3 European Servers, 2 Asian Servers. Also add PvP Server and a RP Server. (Hardware expenses to raise monthy fee to $29.99 / mo).
Player / Ship Name Revamp: Remove current system for naming characters & ships (Capt. JigglyPuff of USS PinkBunny ruins player immersion as indicated on forums). Players must now submit desired names to Customer Service who will enforce strict cannon names. Expect your requested character name and ship name to be approved within 5 business days. (Expanded CS staff costs included in $29.99 / mo fees.)
Ship Customization Revamp: All ships will have standard color and decals for immersion reasons (player requested). Any changes must be submitted and approved by Customer Service (expect approval/denial within 10 business days).
Player Death Revamp: Remove current respawn system. Any player that is "defeated" in combat and is not revived by a science NPC or player within 5 minutes of the defeat will be then "deceased". The player character will be deleted by the system. (requested realism / immersion).
Ship Destruction Revamp: Remove current respawn system. Any ship that is "destroyed" by either a NPC or PC enemy will be deleted by the system. All custom items and settings on the ship are also deleted. If your player is not beamed aboard a friendly vessel before the destruction of the vessel then your character is considered "deceased" (requested realism / immersion. see Player Death Revamp).
Fan Ships: You may now submit fan designs of starships to customer service. If the ship's design is public domain it will be inserted in game as your personal T5 ship. However, the ship is also open to a player "voting system". If players feel your fan design breaks their immersion it can be voted off the game. Expect customer service to approve/deny fan made starships within 30 business days. The player is responsible for any copyright & IP violations that may occur (all fines/court fees/etc against Cryptic will be placed on the submitting player's credit card).


We again thank the players for their input into the design of STO and we ask for further patience so we can implement your requests. We will continue to update this list and further delay the Beta as the list grows daily.

Cryptic Studios Development Team.



j/k :p

Morgomir
10-14-2009, 05:07 PM
Just received this via email:



j/k :p

if this was serious I would literally pitch myself off a cliff.

RowdyDurango
10-14-2009, 05:09 PM
/shoot Mirror-Master repeatedly

lmfao man you suck!!!!! :)

fractaleye
10-14-2009, 05:09 PM
Just received this via email:



j/k :p

BRAVO! :D

/bows

Admiral-Darren-Wright
10-14-2009, 05:10 PM
Hahahahahahha Laughing so much lol

Pyrceval
10-14-2009, 05:11 PM
Now that was funny, and what better way to snap people back to reality than clever use of sarcasm to illustrate the silliness. You sir win the internets. :)

buzz12
10-14-2009, 05:11 PM
That not funny :eek:

( j K)

Admiral-Darren-Wright
10-14-2009, 05:12 PM
Ranks: The starting rank is now Ensign for Federation. (Klingon ranks TBD in 2020

lol

HittingSmoke
10-14-2009, 05:15 PM
LOL Awesome post!

Pyrceval
10-14-2009, 05:17 PM
Ranks: The starting rank is now Ensign for Federation. (Klingon ranks TBD in 2020

lol

Nah, starting rank is first year cadet, and every one must serve exactly 4 years playing through the academy 'tutorial' prior to being promoted to Ensign...and gameplay will then be sitting at your characters console and pressing buttons for 8 hours a day...

Nasedo
10-14-2009, 05:17 PM
dude you almost gived me a Heart Attack. give me a sec to put my self back together, ... damn dont ever do that again...

Zepath
10-14-2009, 05:18 PM
That was funny as hell ... I started laughing right off.

Of course according to this review (http://www.gameshark.com/previews/3449/p_20/Star-Trek-Online-Preview.htm), the game is in closed beta as we speak ... so we all lose anyway. Now we just sit back and wait for leaks.

That's the review the STO website links to btw. LOL!

Sunborn
10-14-2009, 05:18 PM
A tribble faction! Yes, freaking coo...eh..Aww! You meany. You were joking. :P

A mini Tribble game would actually be kind of cool. Like you go into a holodeck and Tribble Wars is one of the games you could play, haha.

AloneMordakai
10-14-2009, 05:19 PM
"Player Faction: ..... Tribble"



OMG FINALLY!

SelorKiith
10-14-2009, 05:19 PM
LOL That was funny!

Well... I know that eventually there will be some threads concerning this aka Whining and Crying ;)

Elboulevardo
10-14-2009, 05:19 PM
lol nicely done! i :O at the title but reading it made me laugh...single handled poked fun at every nitpicky complaint, whine, and cry on these forums, subtle like a sledgehammer

kudos :D

Greenomen
10-14-2009, 05:21 PM
LOL nice summary.

bobalobabingbong
10-14-2009, 05:22 PM
lol, nice one!

TSS
10-14-2009, 05:23 PM
....

am i the only one who wouldn't mind if they actually did this?

it would be one heck of a game. and sure i can wait 5 more years for one bawesome star trek game to rule them all.

just means i have 5 years more to enjoy my life before it's over :D

mufti09
10-14-2009, 05:24 PM
Well done! :D

And no comment from Tribbler or PF yet....

ransomwk
10-14-2009, 05:29 PM
You forgot full 3d flight!!!!





p.s.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


best post ever

Kaybok
10-14-2009, 05:29 PM
dude you almost gived me a Heart Attack. give me a sec to put my self back together, ... damn dont ever do that again...

ROFL sorry man. I just couldn't help it! :D

sgtinvincible
10-14-2009, 05:31 PM
This post wins all.

Paulo999
10-14-2009, 05:35 PM
woooo Terran Empire ftw

torhan
10-14-2009, 05:41 PM
That was funny as hell ... I started laughing right off.

Of course according to this review (http://www.gameshark.com/previews/3449/p_20/Star-Trek-Online-Preview.htm), the game is in closed beta as we speak ... so we all lose anyway. Now we just sit back and wait for leaks.

That's the review the STO website links to btw. LOL!

Usaly all betas happen in phases where they let more and more applicants in. The game has been in closed beta since they started making it. There just now going to let some of the public in as part of a closed beta phase. So just cause it says it's currently in closed beta dosen't mean they have selected all there applicants and we didn't get in. Have patience.

Kaybok
10-14-2009, 05:41 PM
You forgot full 3d flight!!!!





p.s.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


best post ever

LOL thx. I added free 3D flight for ya :)

piponolo
10-14-2009, 05:45 PM
Hilarious :P

LordDave
10-14-2009, 05:45 PM
Agreed, damn funny post. 10/10.

Arachnidus
10-14-2009, 05:47 PM
More lulz would've been had if the JK wasn't at the end, but good show OP.

r3v
10-14-2009, 06:41 PM
Player Factions: Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Caitian, Kzinti, Horta, Tribble, Kirkians.
Player Tutorials: Klingon, Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Horta, Tribble, ________

(Emphasis mine.)

NO tutorial for Kirkians?! This ... is UNACCEPTABLE. How can you even launch a game when it's incomplete like this? Are these guys amateurs? Do they just want to **** off the Kirkian fans for some reason? I can't believe this is happening.

I think Kirkian players shouldn't have to pay full price if we're not getting the FULL GAME.

STO is ruined.

Drake1444
10-14-2009, 06:46 PM
Lol you are so freaking lucky that I read the post first. I was about to send a curse your way. haha Miniskirts for woman and men.

spskeff2
10-14-2009, 06:48 PM
best. post. ever. i love it!!

Kayos
10-14-2009, 07:01 PM
Just received this via email:



j/k :p

Nice, that must have taken you a while to write that up.

satek06
10-14-2009, 07:14 PM
haha i love it and i almost believed it, good post!:D

TheRealNaveed
10-14-2009, 07:27 PM
So true :D Awesome post.

Tribbler
10-14-2009, 07:28 PM
Just received this via email:

•Player Factions: Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Caitian, Kzinti, Horta, Tribble, Kirkians.
•Player Tutorials: Klingon, Romulan, Reman, Cardassian, Breen, Tholian, Terran Empire, Borg, Horta, Tribble

j/k :p

J/k about everything else except the Tribble part .........



......right?

Neligahn
10-14-2009, 07:45 PM
J/k about everything else except the Tribble part .........



......right?

I hope not, as long as the Tribbles align themselves with the Federation. There's nothing I'd love more then to imagine the look on a Klingon players' face when he finds out he was destroyed by the Tribble Battleship USS Fuzzball. :D

wrussandrews
10-14-2009, 07:47 PM
That was totally evil.

That is, of course, a high compliment.

JesseH21
10-14-2009, 08:15 PM
Gurk.... *clutches chest and falls over.*



you sir... are EVIL!!!!!.

Arokh72
10-14-2009, 08:37 PM
Bravo good sir.

Voyager24
10-14-2009, 08:39 PM
Evil, absolutely evil and cruel

Archangelwoghd
10-14-2009, 08:42 PM
Pretty gol' derned funny!

:D
:D
:D
:D

Tamgros
10-14-2009, 08:42 PM
Just received this via email:



j/k :p

lol, awesome. :D

You really did a good job of outlining key issues there. If they got all that stuff out by 2015, i'd be impressed...

But, you forgot to include player made structures! :mad:
:p

bighair83
10-14-2009, 08:53 PM
Hilarious, well done :D

Eclipse1987
10-14-2009, 09:02 PM
thank you for that, this might be the greatest post I have ever seen.

:D

lordpenquin
10-14-2009, 09:26 PM
Krussian approves of this message!

LebowskyBob
10-14-2009, 09:38 PM
Wow, almost believed it at first. Awesome post, just awesome :D

shadows802
10-14-2009, 09:46 PM
Well he did his research for the post.

But you forgot, to adjsut the travel time between systems so it would take the correct amount of time in reality

buegur
10-14-2009, 10:13 PM
Love it, keep up the good work! Your obviously going to be a Moral Officier!

Hardac
10-14-2009, 10:17 PM
LOL.

I will personally hunt down and grief every Tribble faction player. I'm serious.:mad:;)

gair22
10-14-2009, 11:10 PM
Well he did his research for the post.

But you forgot, to adjsut the travel time between systems so it would take the correct amount of time in reality

LOL yeah, that is a really good one.

daviboi83
10-14-2009, 11:20 PM
absolute genius! 9 out of 10 posts on the forum are whinges and moans. Good on you cryptic!

Ayradyss
10-14-2009, 11:52 PM
Well done! :D

rabidchocobo
10-14-2009, 11:59 PM
"Player Costumes: Add Miniskirts for female and male officers."

This . . .

I . . .

Uh . . .

There are no words. I thought there were, but I was wrong. English doesn't possess the right words. I'll check, but I don't think Klingon, Vulcan, or Andorian do either. Maybe someone should check with Mot.

CaptainRAVE
10-15-2009, 12:03 AM
lol, 2015? If people on the forums had their way it would NEVER come out!

Dext
10-15-2009, 01:06 AM
Just received this via email:



j/k :p

lol What would be funny is if people did fall for it but most of yuse here wold have got that email as will so the fact that you would be the only one to get this info would be a red flag to me an just looked over a a joke. But there are them people that would be like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dext
10-15-2009, 01:07 AM
lol, 2015? If people on the forums had their way it would NEVER come out!

What are you talking about? Most of us just don't wont it rushed out to get it out.

duckforceone
10-15-2009, 01:28 AM
great post...

only one thing missing, is that you should have left out any info on the klingons.... :D

Teufelpanzer
10-15-2009, 01:30 AM
Saddly, if we got EVERYTHING we wanted in STO it probably wouldn't be available to launch until 2018 and I'm betting it would be the first $100 per month subscription game. :p

Kaybok
10-15-2009, 10:23 AM
great post...

only one thing missing, is that you should have left out any info on the klingons.... :D

YOU LIE! You get Klingon ship interiors 3 years after Starfleet does and new Klingon ranks 5 years after Starfleet! And the Klingon Ships of the Line (containing 2 ships) will remain unchanged. That's equal and fair to treatment. What more do you want?!?! :D

Zepath
10-15-2009, 10:27 AM
What are you talking about? Most of us just don't wont it rushed out to get it out.

I think he's referring to all the "things" people keep heaping on and wanting implemented in the game.

Let's stay on topic and joke.

rascalsviper75
10-15-2009, 10:30 AM
That was classic....lol...thanks for posting it, i needed the laugh today. :D

kugis
10-15-2009, 10:31 AM
LOL! Awesome post, but clearly you should have included the announcement that said all Klingons will be vegetarian pacifists which cannot equip weapons on away missions or in space. :p

cherryemerson
10-15-2009, 10:39 AM
(Emphasis mine.)

NO tutorial for Kirkians?! This ... is UNACCEPTABLE. How can you even launch a game when it's incomplete like this? Are these guys amateurs? Do they just want to **** off the Kirkian fans for some reason? I can't believe this is happening.

I think Kirkian players shouldn't have to pay full price if we're not getting the FULL GAME.

STO is ruined.

So where are the FERENGI???

ShadowStalker
10-15-2009, 10:44 AM
Haha very nice.
Good summ up of all the idea's/complaints/whines etc :D

bjwalle1
10-15-2009, 11:24 AM
if this was serious I would literally pitch myself off a cliff.

Noes!!!!!!!!! I will have to try and catch you with a lasso!! BTW IM not good with a lasso!! :eek: :D hehehehe

but if that post was real I might be jumping of that cliff with you! :( lol

Nastee
10-15-2009, 11:52 AM
hahaha nice post mate ;)

bet the staff are loving it , probly been dieing say somin like that for ages but strictly fired if even mentioned

;)

Kalion
10-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Bravo!!!

Again I say... Bravo!!!

Kaybok
10-15-2009, 12:07 PM
hahaha nice post mate ;)

bet the staff are loving it , probly been dieing say somin like that for ages but strictly fired if even mentioned

;)

Hehe yep! Glad you guys are enjoying. I suspect staff were told to not touch this thread with a 10 foot pole! :D