DEVS: Clarification! Even more important issue EVER!

[128hoodmario]

Devs you must settle this. Who would win a fight between all of us STO regulars. You have people like me 128hoodmario, the mysterious stranger who uses dirty tactics and prefers to blow up planets around people than beam down and fight them hand to hand. There is USS Parallax, the dirty underhanded war-mongerer who never stops with the craziness but is likely to be too unruly and generally about the place to engage in real combat. Then you have Trebort, King of Teacup land. Lots of minions at hand but too pampered in his postion for real fights?

Then there are more like HittingSmoke, the cross dresser, those Borg implants would be deadly in conflict! Or Admiral_Deacon_Wright who seems to always have an intrepid class at his back for support. Or White_Forest or whatever your name is the American one with military training who REALLY loves his girlfriend (could we use it as blackmail?) The antagniser would come in and probably start randomly throwing cherry bombs into the mix just to spice things up. And that LordDave one would start boring everyone to death with plumes of information along with Catamount, Llithi Dragon and WarpVis (although Vis yours aren't as INCREDIBLY boring they are usually abit helpful.

AND MANY OTHERS WHO WILL WIN! (I'm going for me but hey I'm bias and uber at all!)

[bkovo]

Well, there's really only one way to settle this. I have some boxing gloves in the car . . .

[blujester]

Leave the Pirates out of the list at your peril.

We defeated the Ninjas, we can defeat all of you as well.




Bj

[Osias]

I opt out of this engagement.

At least until there is a clear victor, at this point i would offer a congratulatory clap on the back and a dagger in the ribs.

[DarkOrion69]

Devs you must settle this. Who would win a fight between all of us STO regulars. You have people like me 128hoodmario, the mysterious stranger who uses dirty tactics and prefers to blow up planets around people than beam down and fight them hand to hand. There is USS Parallax, the dirty underhanded war-mongerer who never stops with the craziness but is likely to be too unruly and generally about the place to engage in real combat. Then you have Trebort, King of Teacup land. Lots of minions at hand but too pampered in his position for real fights?

Then there are more like HittingSmoke, the cross dresser, those Borg implants would be deadly in conflict! Or Admiral_Deacon_Wright who seems to always have an intrepid class at his back for support. Or White_Forest or whatever your name is the American one with military training who REALLY loves his girlfriend (could we use it as blackmail?) The aggressor would come in and probably start randomly throwing cherry bombs into the mix just to spice things up. And that LordDave one would start boring everyone to death with plumes of information along with Catamount, Llithi Dragon and WarpVis (although Vis yours aren't as INCREDIBLY boring they are usually a bit helpful.

AND MANY OTHERS WHO WILL WIN! (I'm going for me but hey I'm bias and uber at all!)

This thread needs some theme music, so watch this to get in the mood folks :)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Now my completely biased and non-factual take on this Battle Royale:)

I think 128hoodmario, as the instigator of the conflict, will make a good first showing by ninja sucker punching a majority of the other combatants before they are aware there is a battle as yet :) That being said, USS Parallax is quite the war hawk and will likely have at his back White_Forest and his bad ass girlfriend. He will rally a mighty PvP team to answer 128hoodmario's sudden assault.

Trebort and his Teacup Tsunami will wash over the battlefield and create some delightful chaos. LordDave, Catamount, Lithi Dragon, Warpvis, and myself...would form a hasty alliance and try to contain the carnage through liberal use of Text Walls with power levels well above 9000. HittingSmoke and Admiral_Deacon_Wright (like most forum goers) would be making popcorn and cheering everyone else on.

Given 128hoodmario's bad ass name and obvious p0wnage, I think he will emerge the victor when all is said and done :)

[shokurai]

trek L.A.R.P's to the rescue

[HittingSmoke]

HittingSmoke and Admiral_Deacon_Wright (like most forum goers) would be making popcorn and cheering everyone else on.


Don't forget passing out the beers :D

Also, don't forget what Hood Mario (http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm295/hittingsmoke/gangstermario.jpg) really looks like

[FINALCUT]

Very few can use the power of the 9000 crit text wall the way I can and survive,so clearly,I am going to win.:D ask THAAWN.he bestowed that title on me.

[jblancato]

First one was funny. Second one is pushing it :)