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Rota
09-25-2009, 12:39 PM
There are going to be parts of the game you like.
There are going to be parts of the game you hate.

There are going to be additions that should have been made.
There are going to be aspects that should have been removed.


I recommend we come together as one, and agree on at least one thing.
A scapegoat.

So I am opening the floor for nominations...
Who is to blame for everything that is wrong with STO?


I nominate Lieutenant Reginald Barclay

Archangelwoghd
09-25-2009, 12:41 PM
I nominate forum trolls.

:cool:

fractaleye
09-25-2009, 12:42 PM
Neelix. Definitely Neelix.

blujester
09-25-2009, 12:47 PM
Wesly?






Bj

Osias
09-25-2009, 12:47 PM
Wesley Crusher. Clearly he is to blame for this.

Thibor
09-25-2009, 12:50 PM
There are going to be parts of the game you like.
There are going to be parts of the game you hate.

There are going to be additions that should have been made.
There are going to be aspects that should have been removed.


I recommend we come together as one, and agree on at least one thing.
A scapegoat.

So I am opening the floor for nominations...
Who is to blame for everything that is wrong with STO?


I nominate Lieutenant Reginald Barclay

Rae.

Though you'd have to be/been a member of the guild I'm in to get that joke. ;)
And if any other CoFers monitor this forum ... you understand I just had to say it. :D

Rota
09-25-2009, 12:51 PM
Wesly?


I knew this nomination was coming. I'm actually truly surprised it wasn't the first response.
I almost made it my nomination in the initial post, but it seemed too obvious.

Thank's BJ for making the nod. You have spoken for thousands, if not millions, of trek fans that hate young Mr. Crusher

Swordopolis
09-25-2009, 12:53 PM
Neutrinos spinning the wrong way (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Neutrino)

Elboulevardo
09-25-2009, 12:53 PM
LordDave





:P

MadAlaskan
09-25-2009, 12:54 PM
I blame Quark, he ruined us for financial gain.

blujester
09-25-2009, 12:55 PM
I knew this nomination was coming. I'm actually truly surprised it wasn't the first response.
I almost made it my nomination in the initial post, but it seemed too obvious.

Thank's BJ for making the nod. You have spoken for thousands, if not millions, of trek fans that hate young Mr. Crusher

Meh... I like the actor..he's a self professed unapologetic alpha geek.

The character? I blame Rick Berman.


Bj

Manx
09-25-2009, 12:55 PM
There are going to be parts of the game you like.
There are going to be parts of the game you hate.

There are going to be additions that should have been made.
There are going to be aspects that should have been removed.


I recommend we come together as one, and agree on at least one thing.
A scapegoat.

So I am opening the floor for nominations...
Who is to blame for everything that is wrong with STO?


I nominate Lieutenant Reginald Barclay

I blame you :p

fractaleye
09-25-2009, 12:56 PM
I can't believe I forgot about Wesley. D'oh!

I'd like to change my answer to The Boy as well.

Rota
09-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Meh... I like the actor..he's a self professed unapologetic alpha geek.

The character? I blame Rick Berman.


Definately agree.

While I don't really hate Wesley, I understand where the hate comes from.
But I don't see how anyone can hate Wil Wheaton. he's a nice guy at every convention from what I've heard

Kaybok
09-25-2009, 01:00 PM
I blame aliens and the Roswell crash! Without recovered alien technology we wouldn't have lasers, fiber optics, PCs, internet and finally no MMO games to worry about. We would have been so much happier reading a book or listening to the radio. DAMN ALIENS!!!!!!!!

LOL :D

ussawsomeness
09-25-2009, 01:40 PM
me. :p




lol

Ravas
09-25-2009, 01:54 PM
Cochrane for drinking too much and screwing the future so badly!!!

DarkOrion69
09-25-2009, 01:59 PM
*In an Eeyore voice (that donkey from Winnie the Pooh)*

'Go ahead and blame me...everyone does eventually...why bother with a goat when you can burden this ass.' :)

Zael
09-25-2009, 02:03 PM
Cant believe ppl didn't see this yet. isn't it obvious? Its Q's fault!

des010
09-25-2009, 02:08 PM
Star Trek XI

eqfan592
09-25-2009, 02:14 PM
Star Trek XI

No way! If we are going to blame any trek movie for anything, then it has to be Star Trek V! I blame ST:V!

Ix-ion
09-25-2009, 02:20 PM
I'll blame the tribbles.

phifur
09-25-2009, 02:24 PM
I will blame Foxbat :eek:

Roger_Wilco
09-25-2009, 03:16 PM
The Getti's....the Rothchilds...and COL Sanders before he went **** up.

Catamount
09-25-2009, 03:39 PM
No way! If we are going to blame any trek movie for anything, then it has to be Star Trek V! I blame ST:V!

Yeah, this pretty much nails it.

thefreshjedi
09-25-2009, 03:49 PM
I blame myself for having reasonable expectations.

-avery

Jakebob
09-25-2009, 03:52 PM
blame Wesley Crusher.

I may get one of those little counters people use to keep track of golf scores, etc.. and get an estimate of how many times per hour I see/hear someone say "Shut up, Wesley!" :D

Norexan-Guy
09-25-2009, 03:56 PM
The Q Continuum

pyriel2005
09-25-2009, 04:00 PM
No no no...I'm sorry my friends but none of this is right, or rather the whole picture. You see, it was a collaborative effort on the behalf of Wesley Crusher, Neelix, Nog, Ensign Ricky (for those of you who get it, congratulations), Guinan, Kes, and last but not least the mastermind of the operation...Spot, yes Data's cat Spot.

Norexan-Guy
09-25-2009, 04:01 PM
I'd say that World of Warcraft is a curse the Q Continuum gave us.

Just as the Q Continuum would curse STO as well.

Drexxus3d
09-25-2009, 04:21 PM
Neelix. Definitely Neelix.

Well you're part right...

Remember the episode of voyager where neelix and tuvok got fused together into one being?

Neelix + Wesley fused together... It would be the worst character of all time, more universally despised than Jar Jar binks. *shiver*

fractaleye
09-25-2009, 04:23 PM
Well you're part right...

Remember the episode of voyager where neelix and tuvok got fused together into one being?

Neelix + Wesley fused together... It would be the worst character of all time, more universally despised than Jar Jar binks. *shiver*

:eek: Weelix? Nooooooo!

(and I always skip the Tuvix episode of Voyager lol)

Drexxus3d
09-25-2009, 04:25 PM
:eek: Weelix? Nooooooo!

(and I always skip the Tuvix episode of Voyager lol)

I know, the sheer horror of it. One of the STO devs tried to design the character and 30 minutes into the endeavour was rushed off to a mental hospital.

ransomwk
09-25-2009, 04:29 PM
BRAGA!!!!!!!!!!


Seriously? No one else thought to name the destroyer of episodes?

DoctorX
09-25-2009, 04:36 PM
Wesley Crusher. Clearly he is to blame for this.

I like this idea but I'd rather blame myself. 99% of the time everything is my fault anyway, so I'll take the blame.

Huutini
09-25-2009, 04:48 PM
Me blaims Jar Jar. Always!

RemyBlack
09-25-2009, 05:25 PM
Well, cant believe no one has said this...It's the Jackalope's fault. When it is all in flames and a sundering pile of slag he will unleash his fearfull cry. "Fast as fast can be you will never catch me!" lolololol

j/k: Sorry, I watched to much americas funiest videos with that guy from Full House. He had a charactor called Jakealope and that was his tag line.

FINALCUT
09-25-2009, 05:37 PM
Jack Kilby and Robert Noyce,with an honorable mention to Geoffrey W.A. Dummer. All the worlds problems can be blamed on these great men.:D

soas
09-25-2009, 05:43 PM
Wesly?

Bj

Oh hells yeah. I just want to have a reason to punch him in the face. Not sure why, I just really really do.

HittingSmoke
09-25-2009, 05:45 PM
I blame the immershuns! Not enough immershuns!

Need more immershun!

Drexxus3d
09-25-2009, 06:41 PM
Also blame starships with flames painted on the side.

Plus starships that have truck-nuts attached to them.

RemyBlack
09-25-2009, 06:46 PM
I also blame HittingSmoke's avatar for distracting all the male devs from their.......What was I saying???

HittingSmoke
09-25-2009, 07:24 PM
I also blame HittingSmoke's avatar for distracting all the male devs from their.......What was I saying???

According to a certain dev, that's why I haven't received a beta key yet lol

jweinstein
09-25-2009, 08:01 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

Sivar
09-25-2009, 08:08 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

Win :cool:

decoy26517
09-25-2009, 08:15 PM
Bill Roper. :D

ETSstarfleetromulan
09-25-2009, 09:10 PM
Wesley Crusher made a mistake in his quantratology equations and so messed up parts of the Star Trek Online universe.

wrussandrews
09-25-2009, 09:49 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

Roger C Carmel was so funny. He did an episode of Hogan's Heroes and his facial expressions were priceless.

idendesmerz
09-26-2009, 02:07 AM
Khaaaaaaaan!

Cormoran
09-26-2009, 02:21 AM
Neutrinos spinning the wrong way (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Neutrino)

LOL i could just imagine someone at cryptic with one of those little gambling machines.

diddliddliddliddle bzzzzzzzt "...OK, we're going ahead with all those major nerfs!"

Avenger_Dragon
09-26-2009, 02:28 AM
Funny: I'm on the blame Wesley wagon

Serious: Rick Berman and what he did to Voy and screwed up in ENT

champforce
09-26-2009, 02:39 AM
Zek and Rom.
If not for them STO could of had a Ferangi run economy.

AgesGeneral
09-26-2009, 04:09 AM
Is it really Wesley's fault? Shouldn't they have given him a slap the first time he accidentally inverted time or whatever and told him to get a real hobby, or a girl friend.

I'd blame Tom Paris, too smug for my liking.

qoona
09-26-2009, 06:11 AM
i blame Ralic.

Achuta
09-26-2009, 06:28 AM
Its all Wesley's fault

isnt it always , lets go find and punish him before we find all the flaws



Achuta

Hellsfire
09-26-2009, 08:31 AM
Blame me.....its the norm at work :D

DerManiac
09-26-2009, 09:02 AM
Anomalies! When everything else fails, it's always anomalies!

Rota
09-26-2009, 09:06 AM
It's the fault of the warp core.

that thing is always breaching or there's a coolant leak. There's always some disastrous problem down by the core in engineering

adamflux
09-26-2009, 09:07 AM
The ones to blame are in fact Sisko and Garak.

They told us we were going to get a star trek game that we'd actually like.

It's a FAAAAAAAKE!!!

Aegross
09-26-2009, 11:24 AM
Chuck Norris!

128hoodmario
09-26-2009, 11:40 AM
I blame 128hoodmario! Wait, I didn't hear the question properly why are you all running towards me with pitchforks?

Stu1701
09-26-2009, 12:04 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

Took the words right out of my mouth. lol

r3v
09-26-2009, 01:10 PM
I vote Barclay.

On a different note, long ago I really hated Wesley Crusher. Over the years, my opinion on the character has softened a bit. I don't think it was a bad character, but they did over do it. I'd have been happier if he saved the whole ship and crew once, and the rest of the time was a secondary, or better, tertiary character... because after serious consideration he was too often the deus ex machina to save the day, when he should have been on the sidelines...

Nonetheless. I retroactively give him a pass, and vote Barclay as the Scapegoat.

No1UKnow
09-26-2009, 01:32 PM
I blame 11 of 10.

Gadareth
09-26-2009, 01:37 PM
There are going to be parts of the game you like.
There are going to be parts of the game you hate.

There are going to be additions that should have been made.
There are going to be aspects that should have been removed.


I recommend we come together as one, and agree on at least one thing.
A scapegoat.

So I am opening the floor for nominations...
Who is to blame for everything that is wrong with STO?


I nominate Lieutenant Reginald Barclay

I nominate Rota as the cause of all our misfortune to be ...

Just my 2 cents
Gadareth

SamFred81
09-26-2009, 02:17 PM
Ro Laren...

Admiral-Darren-Wright
09-26-2009, 02:48 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

nice - in game image

Khern
09-26-2009, 03:03 PM
I blame humanity.

And yesterday's pie. That pie tasted aweful.

Irish-Fury
09-26-2009, 03:59 PM
Only reason you people hate wesley is cause he breached Ashley Judd's warp core...

as for me? I blame Spandex... Spandex is the fire in which we burn.... or was that time? bah! its all relevant...

majicebe
09-26-2009, 04:04 PM
Monkeys that don't throw their own feces.

CC_IRL_
09-26-2009, 04:10 PM
I blame exploding rock consoles, never trust the damned things, after they killed riker.

http://rockspwnriker.ytmnd.com/

koraQ
09-26-2009, 07:04 PM
Blame Zinc, i always do!

*runs and hides*

andrewprofit
09-26-2009, 07:40 PM
Gaius Baltar

Hythian
09-26-2009, 07:44 PM
The manufacturer of Starfleets EPS conduits.

If the things don't need replacing then they need to be re-aligned. Constantly.

lajkalove
09-26-2009, 07:44 PM
i blame unsteady reverse spinning neutrino atoms from the mirror universe :D yes thats what we should blame

chaoticone
09-26-2009, 07:53 PM
it's the Chnaglings they have traveled back in time kidnapped the developers and made the game full of stupid problems so we will hate it so much we will not take to galatic exploration

Nalah
09-26-2009, 07:55 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

Mudd's reply (http://www.flickr.com/photos/stormnet/3284752256/) :D

russlar
09-26-2009, 09:22 PM
I blame the gnomes.

JacobFlowers
09-26-2009, 09:42 PM
BRAGA!!!!!!!!!!


Seriously? No one else thought to name the destroyer of episodes?

Elaborate, I'm curious as to who is to blame for destroying star trek via ENTERPRISE.

Funny: I'm on the blame Wesley wagon

Serious: Rick Berman and what he did to Voy and screwed up in ENT

Seriously. ST took a nose dive after Gene left us, even TNG got a little too soap opera-ish towards the end. Voyager was SOAP OPERA IN SPACE MEGATHON (with a few good episodes here and there). ST Enterprise... dont get me started. Wow. /epic fail

I blame exploding rock consoles, never trust the damned things, after they killed riker.

http://rockspwnriker.ytmnd.com/

So I opened up that link AT WORK... and this LOUD MUSIC started played and everyone turned around to look at my screen ROFL!. hahaa

But yea seriously... you know things are going bad for the federation when they are building their consoles out of granite.

Gaius Baltar

Yessssssssss. Gaius' fault, and no one even knows!

Mudd's reply (http://www.flickr.com/photos/stormnet/3284752256/) :D

ahaha

Loekii
09-26-2009, 09:45 PM
Add my vote to:

Westly Crusher

sandman105
09-26-2009, 11:22 PM
Space creatures that suck your ships energy from your outer hull
and also..... Wesly!

amavocet
09-26-2009, 11:39 PM
Time travelers, obviously. Once the timeline is restored, everything will be back to normal.

eqfan592
09-27-2009, 12:50 AM
I blame exploding rock consoles, never trust the damned things, after they killed riker.

http://rockspwnriker.ytmnd.com/

Seriously, this had me laughing for a good while. lol

Rota
09-27-2009, 07:25 AM
I blame the schools

masonburrell
09-27-2009, 07:42 AM
i blame society.

Balerous
09-27-2009, 07:53 AM
Harry Mudd has to have his fingers in this somehow. Mark my words.

Zomeguy
09-27-2009, 08:05 AM
Neelix. Definitely Neelix.

As bad as the Wesley character was I'm going to have to agree with you and vote for Neelix.

tuseroni
09-27-2009, 09:01 AM
i have to go with wesly on this one too...leave Barclay alone...poor guy...he's suffered enough

Liffento
09-27-2009, 09:08 AM
I blame exploding rock consoles, never trust the damned things, after they killed riker.

http://rockspwnriker.ytmnd.com/

Watch out for this site. My anti-virus program detected a threat from it.

Fencer8
09-27-2009, 07:01 PM
Three words:

Harcourt
Fenton
Mudd

--Rehpic

I disagree. I was his wife's fault!

Kirby
09-27-2009, 07:32 PM
I disagree. I was his wife's fault!You were his wife's fault? Does this mean you led her astray? :eek:

I blame Wesley Crusher. He was supposed to be a she named Leslie and essentially be a secondary or tertiary character. Once Wesley was accepted as the Mary Sue for ST:TNG, Voyager was allowed to happen and DS9 was allowed to run rampant. Now the Klingons are no longer allies and the Romulans aren't a playable species.

There's logic in there somewhere. Believe me.

Avenger_Dragon
09-27-2009, 09:44 PM
I blame Leonard Nimoy for not participating in the Roast of William Shatner. If he had, bill would have fought harder for a role in the new movie, and the new movie would have been more epic without incinerating a major power.

SuRGe0n
09-27-2009, 10:40 PM
I blame Brannon Braga. It's all his fault!

ELITE-Kaos
09-28-2009, 01:06 AM
The Federation should bear the blame with its desire to explore and colonise but help is at hand.... Klingons of the quadrant unite! Let us destroy once and for all this rabal of do gooders and stick there tri-corders where the scans dont register!

ExpendableCrewman
09-28-2009, 04:30 AM
I blame George Takei.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1iQODC5OI

And Leonard Nimoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

wrussandrews
09-28-2009, 06:56 AM
I blame everyone but myself!

Ozymandias
09-28-2009, 07:04 AM
I blame the Space Monkeys... wait, sorry wrong show.

I blame KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

WarpVis
09-28-2009, 07:23 AM
It is Patrick Stewarts fault because he could not perform the Kirk Tumble Roll.

Paulo999
09-28-2009, 08:05 AM
Every Vulcan in game...

And Osena

Ora
09-28-2009, 09:17 AM
I think the OP is in league with Chuck Norris to ensure the downfall of STO...

You know Im right :p

wrussandrews
09-28-2009, 09:21 AM
I think the OP is in league with Chuck Norris to ensure the downfall of STO...

You know Im right :p

Hmmm.

This theory does not make a lick of sense. As such, I think I will endorse it.

I am considering running for office.

Elanel
09-28-2009, 11:35 AM
I blame the abandoned Star Trek: Starfleet Academy TV show.

Cruis.In
09-28-2009, 11:55 AM
darron stinnet

Dondead
09-28-2009, 11:55 AM
The Getti's....the Rothchilds...and COL Sanders before he went **** up.

I second that!
Lets blame the Rothschild's and all the other international banksters for that matter! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2550156453790090544#)

Rota
09-28-2009, 12:55 PM
After listening in on some conversations with dev's in irc, I have come to a realization. They can do this, but not that. they can consider that, but this is out of the question. they can do this if that happens. This part of trek is under the license, that part is not. This is owned by CBS, that is not. Paramount will allow this, but CBS will only let that happen.

Everything bad will completely be the fault of the lawyers.

Dondead
09-28-2009, 12:59 PM
After listening in on some conversations with dev's in irc, I have come to a realization. They can do this, but not that. they can consider that, but this is out of the question. they can do this if that happens. This part of trek is under the license, that part is not. This is owned by CBS, that is not. Paramount will allow this, but CBS will only let that happen.

Everything bad will completely be the fault of the lawyers.

The second biggest evil in this world!

You’re right!!! :eek:

Fremenlaw
09-28-2009, 01:26 PM
I blame Wesly and the Q like alien he was in league with.

Commander_Nate
09-28-2009, 01:43 PM
The Yankees, Red Sox, and Eastern Sports Pandering Network.

EDIT: And Peter Gammons.