Novel Uses of Trek Technology.

[Amblin]

Ok Folks, I am bored and sick of the pre CB blues and it's FRIDAY!

No work for 2 days!

So in an attempt at a little fun, I thought I would post a challenge.

Come up with a novel use of trek tech and you win a prize.

Not sure what it'll be yet, maybe a dev will gift a cb slot, who knows?:rolleyes: (cough help be out here guys)

Anyhoos, onwards and upwards!

My entries, I would manipulate the sonic shower to play music while I bathed & I would use holoprojectors to create whoopy cushions on the bridge.

What have you got? You have to be able to beat my feeble attempts.

The clock starts now!

[DanSeale]

replace the forward torpedos with really big salamie !

:D

[williams.blaine]

Transport someone while they're sleeping onto the holodeck. The holodeck should be set to a program that mirrors the ship exactly, except everything else is slowing growing larger to make it seem like the person is shrinking.

[codeminer]

I would have my Science Officer create chromatic self-replicating nanites to coat the skin of my ship so I can change it's color at any time. Or even sport some design patterns.

Pimp mah Starship! :cool:

Should be harmless. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? ;)

[blujester]

line the bridge and hallways with holo emiters so in case of boarding I can double or tripple my security forces at will.



Bj

[fractaleye]

I would have my Science Officer create chromatic self-replicating nanites to coat the skin of my ship so I can change it's color at any time. Or even sport some design patterns.

Pimp mah Starship! :cool:

Should be harmless. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? ;)

I have no suggestions (atm), but this made me think of Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear and his "How hard could it be?" :)

[Commander_Nate]

Create an army of androids and holograms that go around in robes fighting each other with phased energy swords of red, blue, or green, all at my bidding.

Then have them invade an empire that I am in charge of in order to install me in place of myself on the throne.

Then I will finally get to wear a hooded black snuggie to work all day while running my empire.

[fractaleye]

Create an army of androids and holograms that go around in robes fighting each other with phased energy swords of red, blue, or green, all at my bidding.

Then have them invade an empire that I am in charge of in order to install me in place of myself on the throne.

Then I will finally get to wear a hooded black snuggie to work all day while running my empire.

Iseewhatyoudidthere... I think :)

[BaakCha]

Create an army of androids and holograms that go around in robes fighting each other with phased energy swords of red, blue, or green, all at my bidding.

Then have them invade an empire that I am in charge of in order to install me in place of myself on the throne.

Then I will finally get to wear a hooded black snuggie to work all day while running my empire.

I think Lucas might have a problem with that.

Have the hypospray shoot an itching liquid into people. Rig the food replicator so that everything comes out smelling like boiled cabbage and asparagus. Jack with environmentals so that helium is shot out in addition to "normal" air. Tricorders only display in Klingon. The EMH is programmed to show up naked......and "equipped". Set all phasers to erotic massage.

Tha End

[eqfan592]

Altering the transporter so that anyone who uses it comes out the other end decked out in 1970's area clothing, thus causing the funk to live on! :P

[williams.blaine]

line the bridge and hallways with holo emiters so in case of boarding I can double or tripple my security forces at will.



Bj

Sweet. ESH, Emergency Security Holograms.

That's actually a pretty useful piece of tech, man.

[Jimmiiee]

I would have my Science Officer create chromatic self-replicating nanites to coat the skin of my ship so I can change it's color at any time. Or even sport some design patterns.

Pimp mah Starship! :cool:

Should be harmless. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? ;)

A spaceship make out of gold :p

[ecsakron]

i would beam my turds into my enemies food replicators

[jermungand]

Why not have an entire starship be a holodeck and configure the entire thing on a whim?

[Archangelwoghd]

Have the replicators beam food directly into the recipient's stomach for efficiency. Use implants to administer rewards/discipline, get everyone addicted to "The White"

Whatever the Jem'hadar and Borg can do, Humans can do it better.