Disastrous/Funny Ship Names

[onesoul1982]

I thought I'd start a thread to let players come up with most far out ship name possible, or just plan funny.


With that said I'd like to submit my own

"USS FluffyGoKitty"


:D

[Awarkle]

USS WashOut

[BIGDUKE6]

USS Betakeywanted

[Kinjiru]

USS PostOpTranny

:eek:

[evan.is.weyoun]

IKS Trbl_Lvr_4

[funky_jesus]

Uss Funky Jesus

[BIGDUKE6]

Uss Buddychrist

[Kinjiru]

Uss Buddychrist

Oh, you just have to have a picture of a hand pointing, maybe an eye wink. :D

[RogueEnterprise]

USS Asleepatthehelm

[crobar001]

Uss 203n. 10th St.

[Kinjiru]

USS Stevie Wonder

:cool:

[BIGDUKE6]

Uss Kingofpop

[Kinjiru]

USS WhiteAndNerdy

[funky_jesus]

USS Asleepatthehelm

USS AWAKEAT THEHELM

[lvjayman]

IKS Peaceful

[trebort5050]

IKS Girlyman

[Chopa1]

USS We-there-yet ;)

[Davelock]

USS Mylittleponny.

[Chopa1]

Uss Treki #1

[Marytha]

USS Titanic


Comet ahead!!!


Marytha

[dyvimtorm]

USS Kobayashi Maru

[BIGDUKE6]

USS Muscley Armed Paper Boy, scanning the sector for Popsicles

[lvjayman]

USS Indestructible

[USSREVENGE]

USS i tried once now i wanna go home before i get assimilated and i cant enjoy cheesecake anymore. Admiral - err thats to long for the hull captain. Captain - well it wouldent be if u had given me a galaxy like i asked for.


to long? ok

USS Cheesecake

[BIGDUKE6]

USS Haven from Slaven

[Roger_Wilco]

USS Berry McCociner

[inXi]

USS 404.

IKS Tribbler.

[EricDuckman]

USS Edmund Fitzgerald...

[Dracknie]

USS Redship

[KashikoiBaka]

USS Enterprise! IKS Imdabait, works as well.

[Rotaku]

USS Bananna Hammock

[STO]

just a few to help out ...:


Prime Elective
Resistance is Futile
SSU Dyslexic
Spontaneous combustion
Self Destructor
teh Day is Ours
Evening star
motion Potion
miss behaven
gigantic
almost home
at eaze
quit wishing
nebula burner
reckless abandon
deferred maintenance
depth charge
dockbusters
End of the rope
forced impulse
hellraiser
hull buster
i'm breaking wind
the fugitive
sunburn
just for the hull of it
likely excuse
ur 2 close
veja du
time 2 play
toy-4-us
make my day
moon toy
out of control
out of phase
Par-tee-time
shield intervals
relation-ship
space phoenix
slightly crewed
czech mater
beeping sleauty
special F/X
out to launch
feel free 2 tip
shhhh im hunting Klingons
ur turn
After you
Fog Ducker
EZ2C
Hull-gasim
Ship happens
Sotally tober
Not az thunk you Drink I am
Shock wave
Dead Alert
3 strikes

[Sobekeus]

USS Godzilla
NCC-1337-X

[drays917]

USS Pickle
USS Carcass

(both actual ship names, btw...albeit with the HMS prefix, but still)

[Dracknie]

My Klingon ship will be called The Fierce Kitten or The Fluffy Kitten I'm not sure yet.

[Beaver8]

This is for all the people who have complained about this in the past.

USS-RammingSpeed

bwwahahahaahha!!!!!!

[jhem99]

I reckon I'll choose either Acme, Acne or Epitome.:D

[lvjayman]

IKS Bat'lef Ur Face
USS Tinkerbell

[DarkBarron]

USS Cannon Fodder

[Napalm006]

USS Gold Farmer

[Resistance]

USS WheresTheRolls

USS ThisGameDoesn'tDoLoops


USS WhyGodNoRolls


USS CrypticRekhan

[RookActual]

USS Women4you.com

[gogarty]

XMC Andromeda Ascendant

... Wait, when does the Andromeda MMO come out?

/ Deletes account

[Arsinoe]

USS Pawnzoooooooooooooor

[gargamehl]

USS NoobOnTheRun
USS "whatever directs into direction of 1938-1945" (history)
USS HE-MAN^^

[Beaver8]

USS "whatever directs into direction of 1938-1945" (history)



LoL.. It's not like Nazi is a swear word or anything so I laugh harder :p

[spiderdude1]

USS Super mega death christ 2000

[Revod]

USS Simply Irresistable
Captain Robert Palmer commanding :p

[sam242424]

i still think we shold name his ship litlle green men

[Draighwulf]

USS Spock'sShame

All Hails are preceded by a song about a certain Hobbit

[Sobekeus]

USS VsThem

[Sephiroth144]

USS PreOpTranny

:eek:

fxd


USS YoMama

[buzz12]

USS Pizza




I love pizza

[onesoul1982]

USS NikeSneaker

[inXi]

USS Millenium Falcon.

[lvjayman]

IKS Tranquility
IKS Sweet Dreams

[cygnus42]

USS Bohica

(bend over, here it comes again)

use it for a shuttle pod name

[lvjayman]

Uss Wtf
Iks Lol

[Alaktyrr]

IKS petaQ'

[Swordopolis]

USS Barrel Roll

[HellRaiser785]

USS Fratricide
USS Failboat
USS Barclay
USS Umption

IKS Snuffleupagus
IKS IDKFA

[Swordopolis]

USS ThreeHourTour

[Alaktyrr]

USS ThreeHourTourThat settles it, my First Officer's Name will now have to be Gilligan ;)

[MNWRPBigDog]

USS Meat Shield

[warpfactorx]

USS Montezuma's Revenge

USS ROFLCOPTER

USS Imin Uranus

USS Galaxitive

USS Hamburgler

[Kinjiru]

USS CannonFodder

USS BanthaPooDoo

USS Duck!

USS OhLook_a_Bird

USS iLikeShinies

[onesoul1982]

USS Oxyclean

USSKaboom

[Beaver8]

USS BanthaPooDoo

That makes me laugh because a friend of mine suggested it as a possible name for his ship LoL

[Sobekeus]

USS Grissom

[Roy_Vash]

USS Flying Dutchman

[lvjayman]

USS Han Solo
IKS Chewbacca

[Stu1701]

Uss Khaaaaaaaaaan!

[jamzgub]

Uss Uss Uss Erm

[PigUp]

USS Choppah

With Captain Ahnold at the conn.

"Shuttle in range of the ship sir."
"Good... now GET TO THE CHOPPAH!"

[MinimumWarp]

Captain Merrill Stubing and the USS Pacific Princess

[inXi]

USS and Them.

[KashikoiBaka]

USS and Them.

I liked it better when it was 'USS vs Them'.

[robclor2005]

USS ThatsNoMoon

[Kinjiru]

That makes me laugh because a friend of mine suggested it as a possible name for his ship LoL

Hehe, I fully expect to see some shops out there with these exact names. :)

Edit... Shops? Err, ships. :o

[flttopbox88]

From Hot Shots:

USS Essess

[inXi]

USS Schutzstaffel
USS Spaceship
USS SSsss...

[Sobekeus]

IKV'ger

USS Enterforprize

[Swordopolis]

USS Chernobyl

[onesoul1982]

USS Gozer

USS Zool

USS Staypufft

[ABushey]

U.S.S. Bi-Polar

[Vicelance]

USS what could go wrong

[JackShadow]

USS Grissom

You had to see that one coming, right? :D

[Sobekeus]

USS Grissom

USS Grissom

You had to see that one coming, right? :D

Ah yep...sure did.

[mendal]

USS :)

USS iQ

[Phunix]

USS/IKS Disconnect
USS/IKS Lagbubble
USS/IKS Rubberband
USS/IKS GMship
USS/IKS ShootMeForBonus
IKS ImNotReallyHere
IKS ImCloakedCanYouSeeMe
USS/IKS Debris
IKS Not A Ship

[Beaver8]

USS Michaeljackson

IKS Brokencloak

[ransomwk]

USS Barney
USS Stay Puff
USS Kirk's Toupe
USS Smurf


For some teams of BoPs;
IKV Blossom / IKV Bubbles / IKV Buttercup (I'd be Bubbles)
IKV Hans / IKV Frans

[Mysterio]

USS WherethePhukawe

[Kinjiru]

USS Brokeback Mtn

USS WalrusPunch

[onesoul1982]

USS Brokeback Mtn

USS WalrusPunch

LOL:D:D:D:D

[xarb]

USS AFK please dont shoot

[dieuwe10]

USS Ifyoucanreadthisyou'redead

[Garrot]

USS Less ..........

[Kinjiru]

USS Teabag

:D

[RE-Kirk]

USS Barratry
(now go look it up)

[clstreak]

No one said it and its almost over 10 Pages..

USS Elmo
USS Barney
USS Blues's Clue's
USS Bert & Ernie (brokback mtn style)

LOL
all in fun.

:p

[Roy_Vash]

USS Target Practice
USS Kick Me

[onesoul1982]

USS ShootHere

[Beaver8]

USS GeorgeLucas

[RogueEnterprise]

USS Selfsealingstembolts

[RemyBlack]

Uss CantTouchThis
Uss Barkley (but ship has no transporters)
or Uss Indecision

[Frostbourne]

USS Stoke-On-Trent

[Aerelleus]

IKS MENTOS
(the freshmaker)

[onesoul1982]

USS McRib

USS LargeFry

[Captain-Picard]

USS Walkthroughthedoorandfall

USS Putyourfootontheground

[ndat]

USS IfYouCanReadThisYouAreTooClose

[shadows802]

USS L33T
USS Bullseye
USS TARGET
USS N00B

[DarkOrion69]

The IKC Bra'Less, all female Klingon scout ship. Captained by Commander S'lut of House Lesbo. We are far too busy in uhm...RP...to get any missions done :)

[DarkOrion69]

USS Griefer :)

[DarkOrion69]

USS Not-Appearing-In-This-MMO

[Frostbourne]

USS Bunghole?

[Gerrard]

USS Leetgoldfarmer

[phifur]

USS jello pudding pop

[DarkOrion69]

IKC MrSparklePants
IKC Pacifist
IKC Jesus
IKC FlyingCowsInSpain
IKC Worth'Less
IKC CloakOrDie****!
IKC MyLIttlePony
IKC HouseBunny

USS Honeybun
USS Threadkiller
USS MonkeyPants
USS ScrewAbrams
USS Coward
USS Cloakless!!
USS Fedhater

[dragoluna]

USS Epic Fail
IKC Please dont shoot :o
IKC is your friend

[shadows802]

USS HAL 2000
USS @%$#&@(!&@)(*&
USS I_liked_STenterprise

[onesoul1982]

USS ChickenFriedSteak

[Blodveard]

I hope that there will be some kind of a filter so that ship names, and character names, won't be allowed if they evoke negative reactions.

I would hate to see the USS *****z or the USS White Supremisist or any other controversial names.

[ransomwk]

Provided we can get a deflector to do that big anti-Borg beam from Best of Both Worlds I'm going to have to make a USS HADOKEN!!!

[JamesDBurke]

USS Enterprizzle

USS The-Dice-Are-Trying-To-Kill-Me

USS Ham Sandwich

USS POWERLEVELYOURTOONHEREFOR9.99!!!!!!!

USS Happy Vulcan

USS Silver Surfer

USS Tom Morello

USS i can't think of anymore I'm tired :)

[Alaktyrr]

USS Shaq (can only shoot you from within 3 feet)

IKS Sneak Attack

[ransomwk]

Raptor class IKV Jesus......



See here (http://www.deonandan.com/uploaded_images/raptor-jesus-715643.jpg) is you don't get it.

[Revenaught]

USS What Meteor

USS Oh That Meteor

[onesoul1982]

IKS NoCloak

[seant9]

USS Washington Nationals

The only thing this ship would be good for is losing.

[Beaver8]

USS DetroitLions

[Sorbert]

USS Wessel

[Captain-Picard]

USS Diarrhea

[buzz12]

Uss Aunt Jemima :D

[DanSeale]

USS Was-a-matta-u
USS Thunder Chicken
USS YRUFAT
USS 10SNE1
USS WattsUPDoc

[wilton84]

USS Stoke-On-Trent

thats like calling it USS SH!T HOLE
ex stokie now in bacon land aka denmark
and oh yeah

USS IPOD
USS HowDoYouTurnThisOn
USS REBOOT
USS LAG
USS WOW

IKS kirk
IKS PRAXUS
IKS TNGFAN
IKS ROUGE
IKS KILLYOU

[wilton84]

USS ThatsNoMoon

rolf that ones funny
and oh yeah
uss transwarpdrive
iks antimatercontement

[Mysterio]

USS Enterherprize

[KashikoiBaka]

USS Was-a-matta-u
USS Thunder Chicken
USS YRUFAT
USS 10SNE1
USS WattsUPDoc

I want Thunder Chicken for an Akira.

[Blodveard]

USS Who'sURDaddy

[seant9]

USS GoBots

[DanSeale]

I want Thunder Chicken for an Akira.

I always wondered what it was that made the chicken "thunder" ?

:eek:

[wrussandrews]

I want Thunder Chicken for an Akira.

You can refer to it as "Thud Cluck"

[Tribbler]

IKS Trbl_Lvr_4

USS Klingon_Scalper

[Tribbler]

USS Enterherprize

Why didn't my bad word filter pick that up?

[Tribbler]

IKV Backfire

IKV DufusRUs

IKV Wutza toothbrush

IKV NOSCOPE

IKV Targ <3

IKV Unibrow

IKV Pampereater

[RE-Kirk]

I always wondered what it was that made the chicken "thunder" ?

:eek:

cheese products - they're lactose intolerant

[ransomwk]

USS Yourexwife

[fpsfreak101]

USS Redshirt

[renef78]

USS Space Coffin.

[KashikoiBaka]

U.S.S Perpetual

USS RB-79

USS Awen

USS Rekhan!!

USS Zinc

USS Lt_Gozer

USS InDaBeta

[Tribbler]

U.S.S Perpetual

USS RB-79

USS Awen

USS Rekhan!!

USS Zinc

USS Lt_Gozer

USS InDaBeta


Bucking for Promotion?

Suckup :D

[KashikoiBaka]

Bucking for Promotion?

Suckup :D

Its not subliminal if you point it out man!

[Tribbler]

Its not subliminal if you point it out man!

Oh jeez, should of sent me a PM!

[Spade0]

USS 2FST4U

USS PinkSock

USS Chuck Norris

USS I R Smart

USS Inside You

USS CrispyCream

USS Pants Down

And for the Win...

USS Pedophile

[JackShadow]

USS L33tpwnage :)

[keozen]

USS Eweses
IKS Eykayes
USS YourMom
USS Backwards
USS PlanetExpressShip
USS Placeholder
USS GameMaster
USS SSU
USS Arrrr (Read it out loud)
USS RunningWithScissors
USS LLEESS
USS Free Candy
USS Mammary
USS P\/\/nZ0r
USS Obama
USS ShouldHaveGoneToSpecsavers
USS AreYouPayingTooMuchForYourCarInsurance?
USS FlyingToiletSeat (Defiant Class)

[Phunix]

USS Klingonwannabe
IKS Rainbow Warrior
USS You Esses
IKS Aye Key Yes
USS Ku Klux (Guess what crew compo there...)
IKS Bouquet (we do war, sing and make flower arrangements)
USS Surrender (We give up, then jump you)
USS NRA (We have even MORE guns on board!)

[Beaver8]

USS Ku Klux (Guess what crew compo there...)

That is probably going to anger some people....
maybe something more subtle like this...

USS Whitehood

[TweFoju]

USS-GladHeAteHer

*read it out loud

lol

[Cleopatra]

USS Kairi
USS Naruto
USS Mario
USS Sakura
USS Serenity
IRF Bakura
IRF Sasuke
IRF Saturn
IRF Emokid
IRF Ken
IKV Mimi
IKV Joey
IKV Valentine
IKV Jesse
IKV Pegasus

[DarkOrion69]

USS NSEA-Protector :)

[fpsfreak101]

IKS TribbleGenocide

[zandor95]

USS Amnesia
USS Kamikaze
USS Ohka (nick name idiot)
USS Flamer
USS Wesuck

[TavisMacRaith]

USS FraggleRock

IKS Smurffette

IKS She-Ra

USS GeeEyeJoe

IKS Khobrah-la

[CaptainMikey]

USS:all your base

[weeper]

USS R


ofc. :)

[DanSeale]

USS 2L84U (say aloud a couple of times)
USS CUL8ER-ALIG8TOR
USS HAVE-GUN-WILL-TRAVEL

IKV GOON-E-BIRD
IKV WHUP-T-DO
IKV BAD-2-D-BONE
IKV CMOR-OF-U
IKV WUL-E-BOOGER

[Beef]

USS LousyShooter

Heavy Battlecruiser :D

[shadows802]

USS thatswahtshesaid
USS BJ Sass(read it aloud)
USS Pimp
Uss *****
IKS w'****(watch Jeff dunham)

[Syvok]

USS Moonshiner with First Officer Billy Bob.

[emery0]

USS WarpCoreEjectorMalfunctioned

USS Lollipop

[Spade0]

USS Type R

USS Boys2Men

USS Timberlake

USS Viagra

USS Fruit Loops

USS Pink Inside

USS It Puts The Lotion On

USS Autobot

[ThePathOfDawn]

USS whatthe****

[TavisMacRaith]

USS Oxy Moron

[shadows802]

USS Big Mommma

[Elta_and_Zletha]

USS Ess Ess

[sexylemming]

instead of USS Type R why not USS R-Type? Or even better USS Gradius! To 2 dimensional?

[KashikoiBaka]

IKS Chernobyl
IKS Queen Mary
USS Panasonic
IKS Sony
USS Syfy
USS ItsaGundam.

[wrussandrews]

How about the "Portmoor?"

Has owl leather seats and wood paneling from the Amazon rain forest.

You know, I am in a bit of a cruel mood today.

[KashikoiBaka]

How about the "Portmoor?"

Has owl leather seats and wood paneling from the Amazon rain forest.

You know, I am in a bit of a cruel mood today.

Leather seats with eagle feather padding and extra eagle accents on the controls?

[wrussandrews]

Leather seats with eagle feather padding and extra eagle accents on the controls?

Oh now, here we go. I love that.

[Stronin]

USS Pwnton Torpedo !!!

That hasn't come up in a while ^_^

USS Cling Ons
USS Neelix O_O
USS Castrate Your Manhood
USS 42
USS ROFLCOPTER
USS Giddy Romulan School Girl
USS Post it
USS Bob Barker
USS Smith
USS Killed Your Sorry Butt
USS Is Cute Kitiz
USS Narf, Point, Zoit
USS Blarg/Yarg
USS Constipated By Choice
USS Perpetual...
USS Shiney Metal
USS X_X
USS 1337
USS ANiMaL!
...

[Xenoshaft]

USS PhotonInside
USS Built to win
USS Taint Thumper
USS TAINT ASSIMILATn' MEH
USS SPANKER
USS BrokeBack Mt.
USS M-Jackson
USS OMG
USS THIS GAME FIANLY CAME OUT
USS Tree smacker
USS Yeah- you should see it with the sauser
USS That's What She Said
USS That's What She Kept Saying (She just kept on saying it.)
USS Not-so-Fast
USS My Ship's better than yours
USS Snozberry (go ahead... lick it...)
USS Endowment
USS Fearfull
USS That guy
USS KLINGSLAPPER32
USS www.bigens.com
USS Na... na-gonna
USS Nothingness
USS Cant Find the light switch in that... that window there... see it.. 4 rows over... 3 down.. no not that one.. yeah.. ok yeah.. see that one..
USS ON FIRE
USS Nacelle
USS Camry
USS F150
USS Smells Like Pee
USS Millertime
USS Dogystyle
USS Beta Tester
USS ResKilla
USS Random product name (Chips, Pop, Candy, etc)
USS REDBULL (I HAVE WINGS!!!)
USS LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!
USS 3rd times the charm
USS From the cheap seats
USS SQUATER


and one real one.

USS De'Forest Kelly,, Just got to- say That baby better be commissioned in 2409!! :):p:D:cool:

[Trekker182]

USS Get Some

[ProtoClone]

Hope this hasn't been used yet.

USS Alfred Packer

USS Reavers

USS Timothy Leary

USS Macho Man Randy Savage

USS Porkchop Express

USS Curb Stomp

[Drexxus3d]

Kobiyashimaru... If no one has said it yet :P

Also USS Apocalypse/Armageddon/Genocide would be pretty funny to see, since the federation doesn't really swing that way.

[jhem99]

USS Kickstart

[Vicelance]

USS Gatchaman
USS Astro-Boy
USS Galaxy Rangers
USS Dinosaucers

It's settled all my ships will be named after old cartoons

[Ora]

USS EveIsBetter
USS MyOtherShipsAGalaxy

[shadowsafer]

USS The matrix has you

USS Guinea Pig


[edit]
USS Ikea!

Here for all your great deals.. Could be a great name for a Ferengi controlled ship. :p

[shadowsafer]

USS is lost in space

[oD_Guardian]

-USS Dirty Dumpster

[ProtoClone]

USS Donkeypunch

USS Pinto

USS Sgt. Slaughter

[babanathie]

USS Link dead