Kobayashi Maru for funsies

[Ghostmooner]

Senario: Your in your star ship, and suddenly the ship exsplodes for no obviouse reason, you are saved by a Q entity and are transported back in time to 1 hour in your ship before the mysteriouse exsplosion happens. What do you do? Do you get the hell of the ship as fast as you can? do you go around shooting everyone that ****ed you off? do you pork all the hot ensins then book the hell out of there? Do you run around naked through the coridors going "I'm the captian! catch me if you can!" ?

post what you'd do below :P

[USS_Parallax]

I'd explode the ship in roughly an hour. Changing time is hard.

[dyvimtorm]

I guess that's enough time to go back to my room and watch "The Trouble with Tribbles" one more time.

Pavel Bester

[IG_Slayer]

Id Captainly (yes I just made a word up *pats self on back*) declare a state of emergency, shut down the ships warp core, scan for annomulies (and other such strange worded and intelligent sounding stuff) while evacuating the ship. :D*pats self on back again after thinking up another brilliant solution*:D Yeah spelling sucks.........so suck it up! :D

[Time-Lord]

The TARDIS explodes?!

Wow. I think it needs a service.

[Ghostmooner]

.............. Tardis???? WRONG FORUM BUB.

I'd go my captians quarters, do a huge line of coke, a huge shot of romalan ale, run around the ship naked with goofy war paint all over myself I made with lead based paint yelling "I'm the Captian! catch me and win a prize! " till the ship exsplodes, or my heart exsplodes :P

I guess I don't have a nack for puzzle solving.














P. S. British sci-fi sucks.

[Ghostmooner]

but suriousely, British sci-fi sucks.:p

[IG_Slayer]

So everyone wants to commit suicide or something! :eek: Why stay on the ship when you can be blown out the air lock into space with all the ensigns!!! :D

[0wl]

I would self destruct the ship in less than an hour laughing madly saying: "i bested you Q!"

Obviously i would die as a result so i may go after the ensigns instead! :p

[Time-Lord]

but suriousely, British sci-fi sucks.:p

:O How dare you!?

[dyvimtorm]

:O How dare you!?

Ok, I have to ask about your sig...if he's a time lord and travels time, how can there be a "last" time lord?

Wait, no, let the truck hit Edith, oh I get it....

Pavel Bester

[Time-Lord]

Ok, I have to ask about your sig...if he's a time lord and travels time, how can there be a "last" time lord?

Wait, no, let the truck hit Edith, oh I get it....

Pavel Bester

Long story.

[dyvimtorm]

Long story.

We've got time. :P

Pavel Bester

[USS_Enduring_Vengence]

I'd Bone all the Pretty Women On my Ship, and Die Happily...

[No1UKnow]

I'd tell Data to think in 3s, or to simply take Rikers advice.

[-Rufus-]

I'd take a shuttle, an EV suit, a lounge chair, a sun umbrella, an ice box and some cocktails. Tell my crew "see you in an hour", take the shuttle fly a little away from the ship.

Don the EV suit, take the rest of the stuff, climb outside the shuttle and on top of it. Sit in my chair, drinking cocktails and just enjoy the show.

[Ghostmooner]

I'd take a shuttle, an EV suit, a lounge chair, a sun umbrella, an ice box and some cocktails. Tell my crew "see you in an hour", take the shuttle fly a little away from the ship.

Don the EV suit, take the rest of the stuff, climb outside the shuttle and on top of it. Sit in my chair, drinking cocktails and just enjoy the show.

hahahahaha! I like that alot for some reason, good job.

[ethanADAMS]

After a massive banquet on the ship of chili and hard-ass spicy food....
"""RED ALert"""""" All Toilets are backed up and Over flowing""""BROWN ALERT"""""""""


I hand out tons of Kay-O-pecktate for my poor crew, defusing the explosion!

[Swizy]

I would prove Q wrong, I would blow the ship up in 50 minutes, hahaha stupid Q they can't tell me what to do.

Btw don't you think that this thread belongs somewhere else?