Star Trek Online's REAL Biggest Issue

[Hagon]

If Tribbles aren't going to be a playable race then I'm not playing this game!

Not being able to play one of the most powerful beings in Star Trek Makes No Sense!

Not being able to play the furry goodness and reproduce at an alarming rate in this game Makes No Sense!

I don't mean to be a joker here, but playing humanoids Makes No Sense!

[djnattyd]

I want to play a ball of giant, intergalactic goo. If i can't, then this game makes no sense!:D

[robby241]

but i want to captain a ship as the crystalline entity

[Genex]

I want to play as Class Y Planet 'Sliver Blood' Clone, (Bio-memidic Copys), If I can't, then this game makes no sense!

[Hagon]

Yes, I agree! Being able to play intergalactic goo is a good thing!

Not giving us good goo Makes No Sense!

[djnattyd]

I'm thinking that if it's gonna be goo, then it has to be the goo from Ghostbusters 2...

I want it to dance to "Higher and Higher" by Jackie Wilson.

If it doesn't, then this game MAKES NO SENSE!

[marscentral]

I want to be Mogo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogo), the sentient planet and Green Lantern.

If I can't be a planet with the most powerful weapon in the universe and not even part of the Star Trek licence, this game makes no sense.

[Hagon]

I want to be Mogo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogo), the sentient planet and Green Lantern.

If I can't be a planet with the most powerful weapon in the universe and not even part of the Star Trek licence, this game makes no sense.I agree with this too! Restricting us to just things found in the Star Trek IP Makes No Sense!

[LordDave]

I want to play an anthromorphic, psychotic rabbit whose ship that is really a 1961 roofless desoto and if I can't, then this game Makes No Sense!

Points to whoever get's the reference.

[LordDave]

I want to be Mogo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogo), the sentient planet and Green Lantern.

If I can't be a planet with the most powerful weapon in the universe and not even part of the Star Trek licence, this game makes no sense.

If you're going to be Mongo, then the Klingons get Unicron!

[djnattyd]

I want to play an anthromorphic, psychotic rabbit whose ship that is really a 1961 roofless desoto and if I can't, then this game Makes No Sense!

Points to whoever get's the reference.

Sounds a bit like an old cartoon we used to get here in the UK called Bucky O' Hare

[LordDave]

Sounds a bit like an old cartoon we used to get here in the UK called Bucky O' Hare

Not the reference I was going for. :p

[Hagon]

I want to play an anthromorphic, psychotic rabbit whose ship that is really a 1961 roofless desoto and if I can't, then this game Makes No Sense!

Points to whoever get's the reference.Sam & Max ftw!

Not having Sam and Max in STO Makes No Sense!

[Varrangian]

Not giving us good goo Makes No Sense!

ummmm... yeah this kinda creeps me out. :eek:

[marscentral]

It's not Donnie Darko is it. I was drunk when I watched that (sorry Brighton Odeon), so I don't really remember much beyond the giant rabbit and the Tears for Fears song being butchered.

Edit: Or Hagon can get the reference and post while I'm typing and I look like an idiot.

[djnattyd]

Sam & Max ftw!

Not having Sam and Max in STO Makes No Sense!

Never played it, though i should've known it wasn't the cartoon as he was a green rabit that drove a spaceship

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_CVxefOBUiw

[Hagon]

ummmm... yeah this kinda creeps me out. :eek:Being creeped out by goo Makes No Sense!


Oh wait... it kind of does make sense.

Never mind.

[KO_Gilligan]

If I can't play one of a legion of spherical parasites with incomprehensible intelligence that absorbs energy from any form of movement in order to gain control of Starships and bring them to the mother sphere and further develop her plan to control the Universe, it clearly MAKES NO SENSE

[djnattyd]

I want to play Whack-A-Mole in the Holodeck.

If I can't then the Universe as a whole MAKES NO SENSE!

[SenshiBat]

I only want to be myself... "Ricky Nelsons,Garden Party" playing on bridge with Tribbles and Model B-9 robot
playing cribbeage with the Squire of Gothos:
Model B-9, Class M-3 General Utility Non-Theorizing Environmental Control Robot Throws Carrot Being out for Tribbles..MAKES NO SENSE!

[djnattyd]

i want this game to be released and the "hyper-fans" to love it's "keep-your-ship" anti-canonness soooo much, that it tears a hole in our plane of existence.

If this does not happen then what's the point in living as life Makes No Sense

[marscentral]

If I can't make my ship a time travelling, blue, english police phone box, this game makes no sense

[djnattyd]

If I can't make my ship a time travelling, blue, english police phone box, this game makes no sense

I want this and I want to die and come back as a totally different character to what i was before.

ohterwise it esneS oN sekaM

[Stryklone]

The only true time-travelling English police phone boxes in STO should be red. A blue one makes no sense!

Stryklone
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[Hagon]

If I can't customize my character to have a big 'H' on my forehead, and be able to insult the two other beings on my ship, one being a highly evolved cat and the other a sloppy, lazy, curry swilling smart mouth, then this game Makes No Sense!

[Genex]

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[Livingforspace]

I want to be Species 8472 and to fly those organic ships I am serious about this

[Varrangian]

If I can't wear a kilt and a balmoral in game then Pants still make no sense

[Hagon]

If I can't play as 7of9's uniform, then this game Makes No Sense!

[marscentral]

I want this thread to last til launch because it has way better ideas and more Trek relevance than some of the serious ones so locking it would make no sense.

[KO_Gilligan]

Using replicator resources to make more replicators Makes No Sense

[LordDave]

Sam & Max ftw!

Not having Sam and Max in STO Makes No Sense!

Point for you.
and not having points in STO Makes No Sense!

[djnattyd]

I wanna wake up with a blazing hang over, semi-naked, handcuffed to a tree on a random planet, with a blow-up sheep on my *Heh Hem*

If not, then that "It's Your Stag Do" mission would've MADE NO SENSE AT ALL!!!

[LordDave]

I want to be able to wear a tupe like Kirk because real hair Makes No Sense!

[djnattyd]

I want to encounter new life, and new civilizations... and then shoot it in the face with a photon cannon

Being friendly Makes No Sense

[Prospero]

I'm going to petition cryptic into making V'ger a playable character, by me only of course.

[Hagon]

I want to encounter new life, and new civilizations... and then shoot it in the face with a photon cannon

Being friendly Makes No SenseI support this message 100%.

*Brought to you by the Commitee For Freedom In Face Shooting, chaired by Dick Cheney.

[marscentral]

I bet the devs impart some great info now I'm going to sleep. Timezones make no sense........ zzzzzzzzz

[TheFeelOfCotton]

The only thing that MAKES SENSE is this.....

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/tamorasue/bunny_pancake.jpg

[TristanPEJ]

not enough Morn

needs more Morn

[TheFeelOfCotton]

Morn FTW!!

[ianobs]

I want to play an anthromorphic, psychotic rabbit whose ship that is really a 1961 roofless desoto and if I can't, then this game Makes No Sense!

Points to whoever get's the reference.


who framed Rodger rabbit?

[LordDave]

who framed Rodger rabbit?

Sam and Max.

[Hagon]

The only thing that MAKES SENSE is this.....

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/tamorasue/bunny_pancake.jpgThat bunny not having a waffle on it's head instaed of a pancake Makes No Sense!

[11710]

I want to be the same species as Pilot from Farscape. And because of that, I want an organic ship. AND because of that I dont want a bridge crew. AND!!!!!!! Because of that i want passengers... That function exactly like a bridge crew and can go on away missions... But have a different name.

And if I cannot have these simple request fulfilled... Then this game Makes No Sense!1

:rolleyes:

[evan.is.weyoun]

This phrase not being a meme within STO for all eternity Makes No Sense!

[joriandrake]

Spamming makes no sense? ;)

[Williamshatner]

I wan to play beeker from the muppets and have "mee mee meee meep meep" in the background with it coming out as text from the universal translator while I make shoes for Natlie Portman, and watch monkeys wrestle with 12 foot tubes of burnt pudding. If that's not in the game it Makes No Sense!

[0wl]

I always felt that Hagon made no sense but he might be on to something here! ;)

[KO_Gilligan]

The little man who stands on the edge of my desk keeps telling me something that Makes No Sense

[0wl]

Put away yer "little man" will you?!

I always have wondered what in fact does make sense?! Good question and a great threat this should be made sticky eventhough that implies *ahum* sorry I am not making sense now!

[Duckdee]

The little man who stands on the edge of my desk keeps telling me something that Makes No Sense

Is it your boss saying, "Do some work"?

[Tribbler]

If Tribbles aren't going to be a playable race then I'm not playing this game!

Not being able to play one of the most powerful beings in Star Trek Makes No Sense!

Not being able to play the furry goodness and reproduce at an alarming rate in this game Makes No Sense!

I don't mean to be a joker here, but playing humanoids Makes No Sense!

Awww Hagon.

You will be remembered in the Great Tribble Halls as a defender of the Tribble race.

Your speech is a prime example that the Tribbles have affected your galaxy in the limited time we were there.

Unfortunately, many of us were killed when we tried to eat the poisoned tritacale on one of the space stations, and then we were beamed over to the aweful Klingons by someone named "Scotty". The Klingons found a way to cook us and we were served next to the "Gaugh" for several days.

But we appreciate your formal request to become one of us.

As my good friend Mr. Spock told me..... Get a haircut and you will roll faster. We have implemented that into our culture and we are moving quite fast now.

Until we meet again,

Prince Tribbler of the Tribbles.

[Hagon]

Put away yer "little man" will you?!

I always have wondered what in fact does make sense?! Good question and a great threat this should be made sticky eventhough that implies *ahum* sorry I am not making sense now!Yes, that this thread isn't stickied already Makes No Sense!


* I do anticipate deletion or movement though. :p

[WarpVis]

We should able to play the race Balok was from TOS The Corbomite Maneuver

The First Federation should be a faction and we should be able to pilot Fesarius class ships and drink tranya to allof our delight.

To do otherwise MAKES NO SENSE!

[Varrangian]

The Talking Heads Album Stop Making Sense Makes Perfect and Beautiful Sense

[LordEnn]

This makes no sense.

[djnattyd]

Making sense, Makes No Sense

Whilst Not Making Sense, Makes Perfect Sense

[Hagon]

Making sense, Makes No Sense

Whilst Not Making Sense, Makes Perfect SenseWhoa, duuuude, that's deep man, and kind of poetic.

That I'm weeping a little after reading that Makes No Sense!

[0wl]

Yes, that this thread isn't stickied already Makes No Sense!


You're not making any sense mate, savvy?

[jojobean]

I want to play the Maquis, screw the tribbles ...

[joriandrake]

I want to play the Maquis, screw the tribbles ...

You can do that even without being Marquis....

[LordDave]

I'm forming the Makes No Sense Fleet.
Anyone not in it Makes No Sense!

[marscentral]

The devs not posting updates every hour to similtaneously reassure me the game is going in the right direction AND give me things to moan about being the death of STO makes no sense.

[Saladin_CO]

I want to play as a Doomsday Machine. My idea of beaming down to a planet is hitting it with a beam of pure anti-proton energy and then eating it. And I like to eat starships, too.

YUMMMMM!

[LordDave]

I want to play as a Doomsday Machine. My idea of beaming down to a planet is hitting it with a beam of pure anti-proton energy and then eating it. And I like to eat starships, too.

YUMMMMM!

Not being able to play as a Doomsday Machine Makes No Sense!

[fireraven]

Tribbles being unable to pilot Doomsday machines Makes no Sense

[thefreshjedi]

Can I be a Quantum Singularity?

Or a Fry Cook on Venus?


-avery

[Hagon]

I want to play a Betazoid official that only performs marriage ceremonies.

Having to wear clothing in STO Makes No Sense!

[KO_Gilligan]

If I can't make some cookies, I'm gonna Make No Sense

[joriandrake]

not having this thread closed since days makes no sense...

[Debaser]

First official STO meme?:confused:

Also, dare I say it....posting in an epic thread! /thumbsup

[Duckdee]

First official STO meme?:confused:
Nah, Craig's goat was first.

[Captain_K.C.]

I want to play as a Doomsday Machine. My idea of beaming down to a planet is hitting it with a beam of pure anti-proton energy and then eating it. And I like to eat starships, too

I want to equip my starship with pure neutronium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutronium) ablative shields! If I can't have that option, then it Don't Make No Sense