View Full Version : Playable races ---- JEDI!1!!one!
thorgrim15
11-11-2008, 06:11 PM
i was wondering if we could play jedi just because they are so sexy. have u guys ever seen a lady jedi? mmmm! tasty!
thefreshjedi
11-11-2008, 06:20 PM
Welcome Thor!
Here is your complimentary Starfleet Towel, Bathrobe, and nice pair of Bunny Eared Slippers*.
*If you don't like the slippers, you can trade those in for the "I Want To Be Captain!" Starfleet Mug.
I realize that you're still in a little bit of a haze since we unfroze you from your Carbonite Chamber, but this is no longer The Republic. The Empire has long since vanished, and the Jedi are a myth. That technology died a long time ago, in a galaxy far-far away.
Here in the good old 24th Century however, we have a whole host of new challenges for you.
The first challenge will be to survive an Away Team Mission.
But if you're not ready for that, then sign here X___________ and here: X__________
and we can get you into some "Deflector Dish Cleaning", it's a little less scary, and despite the medical waivers, you'll do just fine.
Welcome Aboard the USS Cryptic!
-Avery
thorgrim15
11-11-2008, 06:35 PM
lol thank you for the towel
sylvermane64
11-11-2008, 06:38 PM
I see a Decloaking in the future of this thread.
sintar07
11-11-2008, 09:09 PM
The first challenge will be to survive an Away Team Mission.
Does he have to wear a red shirt?
Allardyn
11-12-2008, 06:09 AM
Does he have to wear a red shirt?
Sure, what the heck. Red Shirts for all!
Lizzio
11-12-2008, 06:13 AM
Jedi? you mean star-wars??
dulain
11-12-2008, 06:45 AM
Jedi? you mean star-wars??
No. The other Jedi. :p
Eisenwolff
11-12-2008, 06:47 AM
Dont quit your day job you suck as comic
chaotix987
11-12-2008, 06:57 AM
i was wondering if we could play jedi just because they are so sexy. have u guys ever seen a lady jedi? mmmm! tasty!
*Ahem*
THIS IS STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings:D
Allardyn
11-12-2008, 09:12 AM
Some people dont pick up on sarcasm very easily.
Just Imagine if Vader was assimilated, he would make an excellent drone.
"Lower you shields and prepare to be assimilated, we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own, also Luke I am your father."
PugPug
11-12-2008, 11:12 AM
I hope they add vampires.
Allardyn
11-12-2008, 11:17 AM
Borg are the 24th century equivalent to vampires. So many parallels can be made it is not even funny.
PugPug
11-12-2008, 12:57 PM
Borg are the 24th century equivalent to vampires. So many parallels can be made it is not even funny.
Aside from nanoprobes being infectious and pale skin, I don't see any. Maybe if you crossed Borg with the Wraith from Stargate. That'd be cool. They should do that.
Also, when they add vampires, you should have to put curtains on all the windows of your starship because you could burst into flame if you get too close to a star.
plankcore
11-12-2008, 12:59 PM
Don't feed the troll!
PugPug
11-12-2008, 01:04 PM
Don't feed the troll!
Your troll-fu is weak. This thread is just people being silly.
There's also a slight undertone of mocking the Borg thread.
WinterPark1701
11-12-2008, 02:34 PM
I hope they add vampires.
and Ninja Zombies.
Aerelleus
11-12-2008, 02:55 PM
well thor its good to see you dont only cause a ruckuss on just wow
Lorac
marscentral
11-12-2008, 02:58 PM
and Ninja Zombies.
No no no, Pirate Ninja Zombies :D
cavilier210
11-12-2008, 03:02 PM
hmm.... my phaser beats your lightsaber!!!
"Enterprise, target the guy with the fancy sword and fire"
thefreshjedi
11-12-2008, 04:52 PM
Dont quit your day job you suck as comic
Good thing I'm already AT my day job then.
:rolleyes:
-Avery